It’s true! According to an article in this week’s UK Vogue magazine, I’m sad to report that big tits are out and flat-chested girls are back in fashion. This apparent back-lash against big breasts has been blamed upon the recent economic downturn and cites that the washboard look is quickly becoming the “new cleavage”. Dubbed the “breast barometer of economic prosperity”, it stems from the idea that “abundant breasts are a crass symbol of over-consumption and that, in the face of economic belt-tightening, they become threatening – and must be banished.”
Even sadder is the fact that this was not the April 1st edition, so prepare to be bombarded by a mass media onslaught of boyish-looking “sticks without tits” in the future, as there’s already been a boom in the market for minimiser bras and bandeau tops which serve to push any offending boobage well out of sight. And those formerly under-endowed women who’d opted for the op to give their boobs a busty boost are now returning to their plastic surgeons in droves to go under the knife once again – but, this time, to have their breast implants removed!
Whatever are big breast lovers like ourselves to do? Is our big tit supply going to dry up forever?? And, if so, whatever will become of MyBoobSite?! I suppose, if worse comes to worst, we shall have no choice but to wax nostalgic over those heady days of economic boom when big boobs roamed freely across these great lands of ours and well-endowed women weren’t afraid to show a little cleavage. Yes, I rue the day not yet arrived within which retro-porn will be our only recourse in order to satisfy our voluptuous lust for ample breasts and womanly curves.
Speaking of retro-porn, today found me perving over at Porn Access – a truly massive collection of over 1,300 individual websites with over 11,000 feature-length movies all accessible through one subscription – when I came across one of the first big boobs porn videos I’d ever downloaded. Dating back from before the turn of the last century, it featured a beautiful busty blonde by the name of Cathy Patrick fucking her photographer. Although I wasn’t terribly fond of blondes at the time (my how times change), I was instantly enraptured by this woman and just had to download her whole video. Unfortunately, it had been long lost for the past decade when my now-ancient computer crashed and had never been seen again.
Thus, it was a big boobs blast from the past when I was as long last reunited with my first porn download and got to witness the wonder of Cathy Patrick once again courtesy of PornAccess’ Double-D site…
…I cannot count the times I’d wanked over this girl back in the late-’90s, rubbing my dick raw at the sight of her mounting her mate cowboy-style with those big boobs dangling in his face. I imagined the divine weight of her ample body pressed down upon mine, reaching up to fondle heavy handfuls of breast-flesh whilst her long blonde hair brushed across my face as she bounced atop me, relentlessly grinding her pussy up and down over my cock. If only I had a horny, busty blonde succubus of my very own who was willing to have sex with me in this fashion, it would be a fantasy “cum” true!
Disturbingly, it became a bit of an obsession for me that lasted for quite some time, and it only took that one video! Images of Cathy’s “woman on top” sex scene invaded my mind at the most inopportune times, causing an embarrassing erection when I wasn’t in a situation where I could do anything about it, making me want to escape from whatever I was doing and find a place where I could just be alone and masturbate to this sexy scene playing over and over again in my head. Little did I know or acknowledge it at the time, but I’d inadvertently hurled myself head-long into porn addiction.
I later came to learn that being addicted to porn is a very dangerous thing indeed, disrupting one’s regular life as it had mine all of those years ago. In fact, I most recently came across this article in Wired postulating internet porn is worse than crack! To quote one expert, “Pornography really does, unlike other addictions, biologically cause direct release of the most perfect addictive substance. That is, it causes masturbation, which causes release of the naturally occurring opioids. It does what heroin can’t do, in effect.”
The ubiquity of easily accessible ‘net porn was rendering this an epidemic, as a porn addict could have “[this] drug pumped into your house 24/7, free”! One panelist on a committee testifying against the virulent scourge of porn even went so far as to brand this “new drug” with a name – erototoxins – and recommended that a thorough study be made in hopes of eliminating the protection that pornography enjoys under the guise of freedom of speech. However, a sexologist also present at the hearing did question the validity of the panel for not including anyone of the opinion that “pornography is not particularly problematic in most people’s lives”.
So where does that leave all of us? Well, personally, I was ultimately able to overcome my own porn addiction through simple over-saturation. Ever since starting MyBoobSite, I’ve been inundated with so much in the way of big tits hardcore videos & photos that I’ve become totally jaded to it. In fact, if I’m going to be perfectly honest with you guys, there is only one very specific type of porn that will even give me a hard-on any more, and all the rest I can take with a grain of salt (hmm, is that just sad, or is it a good thing?).
Still, I do accept the potential of porn addiction to be a very real problem, and I am not just taking the piss here. So, if you fear yourself sliding down the slippery slope of the porn addict and just masturbating your life away, there are plenty of on-line resources that can help set you well on the road to rehabilitation and recovery (and, no, I don’t mind losing a bit of readership if any of you are genuinely having serious issues with this).
However, if you’d like to try my full-immersion method of overcoming this malady, then I can offer you no better resource than than the huge Porn Access family of sites. They’ve got something for everyone (except myself, of course) and can cater to most every possible fetish in grand style with over 4 terabytes of video content. But, because this is MyBoobSite, I’ll leave you to explore these other perverse examples of sexual deviation on your own and just focus on the tits in the rest of today’s video galleries.
And so, with that in mind, here’s but a bit more from the multi-mega-dose of massive mammary madness that is PornAccess.com:
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lol, I guess us straight guys will never understand the fashion industry! :-)
But big boobs have never really been “in” in the fashion industry anyway because it’s run by women and gay men.
As for porn addiction. I can kind of understand how it might be a problem. It’s so easily accessible and so pleasurable that it can become hard to stop oneself when tempted. But I think if you’re a single guy, porn is perfectly healthy, as long as it doesn’t start seriously affecting your day.
I find that when I start looking at too much porn, I wonder what women at the store, at work, on TV, etc. look like naked more than usual, if that’s possible. So when this occurs I take a few days off.
Daphne. You posted Daphne.
She’s hot! You should research her. She’s had several looks. Including a chubby one. Although she doesn’t sport it these days. Check her out. Daphne Rosen. You won’t be disappointed.
Boo to flat chests!
boo to flat chests indeed :{
i can *deal* with tits even down to a b cup, but a flat chest basically disqualifies any strong physical attraction..
any theories on reese’s one porn achilles’ heel?
Porn causes masturbation, which releases erototoxins? Fascinating use of terminology. So endorphins are erotowhatsits? Even if that were true, that means that the body naturally stores these harmful toxins, which we must release from our bodies by the wondrous act of wanking! This once again reaffirms the health reasons for increased masturbation.
I read a while ago that a 2007 scientific study (New England Journal of Medicine) concluded that staring at pictures of big boobs for at least 10 minutes a day actually increases male life expectancy by 4 to 5 years. Big boobs, masturbation – it’s all good for you. Reese, you are providing a public service here, and could possibly qualify as a health provider!
And abundant boobs are a crass symbol of over-consumption? Does that mean that boobs will become the next ecological battleground? Now there’s a scary thought…
I still find news like this weird. I grew up with this belief that chicks with big tits would get all the attention and be grabbed up before anyone else had a chance. I mean, they can clearly get a lot of attention, but I’ve heard a lot lately about how big tits are “grotesque” or just “too much.” I didn’t think there was such a thing!
Frankly, here’s what I think about the whole scenario. If there’s a room with a bunch of women in it, and all the chicks with tiny tits are getting all the attention because it’s “all the rage,” I will gladly and happily comfort the bevy of well-endowed ladies sitting on the other side of the room all dejected. I will have no problem giving them the attention they deserve, believe you me. If liking big tits makes me part of a minority, I don’t care. I’ll take all the ridicule you’ve got, all while smothered in a sea of big breasts. Keep ’em coming, fair ladies!
This whole “porn is a drug” thing just sounds (to me) like the puritanical (dis-)interest groups attempting to find another legal avenue for censorship.
-She’s got big boobs! She’s a Witch!! BURN THE WITCH!!!-
The reason for all this ‘excuse making’ , is that a lot of these people in fashion *do not* think of their models as anything other than ‘a device to show off thier designs’!!! – and of course, large bodies and breasts just cause problems with the amount of expensive fabric used, and how well it flows across the body.. the less things ‘sticking out’ the less problems… I’m sure you have seen that type of person…
‘puritanical (dis-)interest groups’ (nice one, Jes! :) ) just dont seem to understand the normal, healty, passionate things.. is it just that they ‘cant have fun’ ‘cos they dont know how??
I am amazed at how they can ‘invent’ a whole thing just for their own beliefs…
We all know that there is a difference between the “regular” world and the world of big tit lovers. In porn, big tits will NEVER go out of style.
This is absurd…as though how a person is built genetically can be in or out of fashion. I’ve seen and heard some dumb things in my time, but this one takes the cake and runs with it. I wish that people would on the whole accept beauty as beauty and not find something petty or dense to complain about.
Yours in Darkness
Azurhan
Guy,
I wouldn’t take this fashion vogue very seriously. We all know the fashion industry is controlled by GAY men. So, by that very fact how can a GAY man’s view on what women should look like be representative of of what normal redblooded men find sexy. It would be like us controlling the fashion and sexuality of GAY men and telling them what they should or shouldn’t find attractive. We would be told where to go quite swiftly! So, the small breast thing cannot even begin to be taken seriously. It is easier to change the political persuasion of person than it is to change the effect a beautifully gifted woman’s affect upon a normal male man. It was developed by God himself so the idea that a gay man can change that situation is as ludicrous as a frog barking and taking a piss up a tree.
Well most of us can’t afford the clothes in Vogue. And just because a magazine calls curves out of style, doesn’t mean all females will run out and get their tits taken off.
Curves are sexy and females know it. Curves and self-confidence are classics they never go out of style. Marilyn Monroe got to be an icon due to her curves. Even stick models do poses that create curves.
Stopped reading fashion magazines and refuse to give them my money until they get intouch with reality. Reality is the average American Female is a size 12 not a size 0. So they do not sell to the mainstream consumer.
Porn never really follows the Couture world, it follows the what men really want which is Boobs. Boobs is still the number 1 selling niche on the web.
Smooches,
Samantha38g
Guess I won’t be following that fuckin trend!
I say breasts go great with any economy!
Does this mean less fake taddies?
U.K. Vague may site the economic down turn but it may have to do with the fact that in Europe there will be models that do not look like twelve year old boys.
Last year I heard a report that in the E.U. models had to meet certain weight requirements meaning they could not be under a certain weight.
This came about because of school girls passing out and being hospitalized, and I think one even died, trying to look like Kate Moss.
Probably who ever was some scrawny old crone who thinks all women should be skinny. A couple of people have commented about gay men controlling the fashion industry, I don’t no if that is necessarily true having not watch a fashion program since I was in my early teens and I don’t read fashion magazines, but what I do know is a lot of the so called fashion experts I’ve seen interviewed are women.
Of course one thing we should all remember, fat or thin, a person’s weight should not be subject to fashion.
Anyway it’s whats inside that counts (except when you’re looking at porn of course, all though Samantha Anderson looks like she might be a nice person).
This will have absolutely no bearing on guys who like something extra up top. The fashion industry and Hollywood in general are already anti-bust. Their version of big boobs is Scarlet Johanson and Lindsey Lohan. And to be perfectly honest, in our world these girls barely get a raised eyebrow. In fact…they get a lowered one. These trends have always been happening and there has never been a shortage of “normal” girls who relish in the attention of typical guys who like full figured women. The fashion industry and what real people look like have ALWAYS been two completely and totally different things. And so it shall remain.
Maybe Danni Ashe will release a “not habit forming” photo set?
Nothing wrong with a healthy obsession, as long as its healthy.
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