You know the phenomenon of “beer goggles” where girls you normally wouldn’t find attractive start looking drop-dead gorgeous and totally fuckable by the end of the evening when you’ve been drinking? How you take them home for drunken sex and, awakening in the harsh light of morning to a hideous hangover pounding away in your aching head, roll over and open your eyes only to exclaim with horrified surprise, “I fucked that?!” (although hopefully not audibly)?
Well, when I’m drunk, I’m almost ashamed to admit that I start looking at girls with smaller tits! Case in point, I was drunk surfing porn with my beer goggles on the other night (although, admittedly, it’s usually moreso a case of absinthe goggles or claret goggles with me) and stumbled upon what seemed a suitably busty slut I’d like to fuck called Maggy whose abject fuckability was being based entirely upon the following nude photo from the 18 and Busty site…
…however, on visiting her gallery, I saw sexy Maggy was a mere 36DD where mammary measures were concerned and, considering that little DD-cup breasts are a fair bit below my standards coupled with the sad fact that she’s not blond (how shallow am I?) and chest tattoos are generally a turn-off, I wondered with what semblance of reason was still left in my drink diminished faculties if I’d still find this tit-tattooed not-so-busty non-blond so fuckably attractive in the cold and sober light of day or if I’d be filled with sexual regret over my drink-induced infatuation in a “Maggy I wish I’d never seen your face” kinda way?
So I left naked Maggy malingering on my monitor until morning and, having had a good hard perve over her nubile nude body the next day, decided that, yes, I’d still shag her in an instant! Her boobs look bigger than the dainty DD-cup they’ve granted Maggy in the site’s stats (I’d give her an F-, in fact), the naughty sassy slutty bedhead redhead look suits the half-parted lips of her sexy smile quite nicely and I’m not even finding the tit tattoo too objectionable considering the beautiful busty voluptuous body it’s on! So, with fleeting faith in my drunken rationale of selecting lovely busty sluts to fuck now restored, I can rest easy.
Then again, just in case lovely 36DD Maggy’s not your cup of tits as she is mine, I’ve also brought along 36DDD Sofia, 36DDD Deborah, 34DD Jennique & 34DD Saphire to test your sobriety in more big tits teen photos and videos from 18andBusty.com:
Ah, the lovely Shione Cooper (masquerading as Deborah) fast becoming one of my favourites!
I don’t know how they do it, but those eastern Europeans certainly know how to put a girl together!
Deborah is Shione Cooper.
SMOKING HOT!!
I like Jennique as well, must be something about the wild Brunettes :)
Whoar! Although I agree with you Reese about them not being quite up to your/our usual breast size standards, that slight lack is more than made up for in the rest of the package for all of them IMHO i.e. great bods and/or faces! Are most of their models of similar calibre? Wow!
Personally-speaking, I would definitely not define Maggy as anything even remotely resembling “small-chested”.
I guess I’m just not as fortunate as you are when it comes to meeting busty women, and although given a choice, I’d go for the largest pair I can get my hands on, I’m usually grateful to get anything more than a handful!
Although, if you will permit me to elaborate on your initial point of beer googles affecting your opinions of women, I am more familiar with the concept of “boob googles” in which an otherwise unattractive fully-clothed woman suddenly appears instantly more attractive when she removes her shirt to reveal a hefty pair of norks!
Rather shallow of me, yes I know, but it’s true…
Having said that however, I just cannot and do not find the whole package of Shione Cooper (referred to here as Deborah for some reason?) attractive, despite her most magnificent breasts.
Sophie Mei (referred to here as Sofia) on the other hand, is the kind of woman I would chop my left foot off just to spend five minutes in her company!
I don’t understand the DDD cup size. It certainly doesn’t exist here, nor in Europe, I believe. We go from DD to E, that’s it. Sophie Mei is listed on other sites as a 34F, as is Shione Cooper. So DDD = F. Isn’t it?
I agree with “No Strings Attached”. Maggie is eminently fuckable, though I’m not usually keen on tattoos. She looks pleasantly sleazy, so let’s hope we see her in a spitroast video soon, with those beautiful breasts covered in cum.
see all of you will be geting redey for the street rod,s show,s in the uk
like to do some work out and see you in the back of my street rod or the gear nob see more of you in leban sex
wow man nice post i kinda forgot about the topic after looking at the girls pics!!
deborah aka shione is def one of the faves she is smoking!!! and jennique is up there also what beautiful chicks man!! cant wait to go to europe!!! im gonna fuck the shit outta shione lol
Wow, Deborah (actually Shione Cooper) is absolutely stunning. There is an incredible video of her engaging in delicious tit play with Milena Velba that is out there on the web. In fact, if you do a search for Milena Velba on Yahoo Videos you can find it. Certainly has helped me find pleasure a few times!!
Jennique is absolutely stunning. Perfect cheek bones and equally perfectly proportioned breasts. Just a shame about the tattoo though.