You know the phenomenon of “beer goggles” where girls you normally wouldn’t find attractive start looking drop-dead gorgeous and totally fuckable by the end of the evening when you’ve been drinking? How you take them home for drunken sex and, awakening in the harsh light of morning to a hideous hangover pounding away in your aching head, roll over and open your eyes only to exclaim with horrified surprise, “I fucked that?!” (although hopefully not audibly)?
Well, when I’m drunk, I’m almost ashamed to admit that I start looking at girls with smaller tits! Case in point, I was drunk surfing porn with my beer goggles on the other night (although, admittedly, it’s usually moreso a case of absinthe goggles or claret goggles with me) and stumbled upon what seemed a suitably busty slut I’d like to fuck called Maggy whose abject fuckability was being based entirely upon the following nude photo from the 18 and Busty site…
…however, on visiting her gallery, I saw sexy Maggy was a mere 36DD where mammary measures were concerned and, considering that little DD-cup breasts are a fair bit below my standards coupled with the sad fact that she’s not blond (how shallow am I?) and chest tattoos are generally a turn-off, I wondered with what semblance of reason was still left in my drink diminished faculties if I’d still find this tit-tattooed not-so-busty non-blond so fuckably attractive in the cold and sober light of day or if I’d be filled with sexual regret over my drink-induced infatuation in a “Maggy I wish I’d never seen your face” kinda way?
So I left naked Maggy malingering on my monitor until morning and, having had a good hard perve over her nubile nude body the next day, decided that, yes, I’d still shag her in an instant! Her boobs look bigger than the dainty DD-cup they’ve granted Maggy in the site’s stats (I’d give her an F-, in fact), the naughty sassy slutty bedhead redhead look suits the half-parted lips of her sexy smile quite nicely and I’m not even finding the tit tattoo too objectionable considering the beautiful busty voluptuous body it’s on! So, with fleeting faith in my drunken rationale of selecting lovely busty sluts to fuck now restored, I can rest easy.
Then again, just in case lovely 36DD Maggy’s not your cup of tits as she is mine, I’ve also brought along 36DDD Sofia, 36DDD Deborah, 34DD Jennique & 34DD Saphire to test your sobriety in more big tits teen photos and videos from 18andBusty.com:
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