While you’re certainly entitled to your opinion, the way you express yourself leaves a great deal to be desired. Based upon your sentence structure, I assume you’re a reasonably educated person - however, the constant use of caustic and thoughtlessly cruel expletives would appear indicative of underlying issues which transcend your apparent intellect.

As for my wife, I love, respect and treasure her beyond anything else. From the moment we first met on the ‘net - long before we actually got together in the physical sense - we were totally honest with each other, laying our souls bare day after day as the connection between us grew ever stronger. Amongst the topics of conversation in the course of our on-line affair were our sexual proclivities, so I entered the relationship well aware of her history as well as what the future might hold. We’ve been together quite happily for seven years now in a committed relationship which will no doubt see us contentedly through to our end of days.

Note that I left in the terms “dirty” & “slut” when I moderated your comment, as I see these as terms of endearment rather than derision. Truth of the matter is, I’m a dirty slut and so’s my wife! However, contrary to your implications, we do have regular checkups at our local sexual health clinic - the most recent having been this past Wednesday - and I can assure you that we our both 100% “clean”.

You assert that “proper people don’t do things like [we do]”. Why do you feel the need to be so judgemental over our lifestyle choices? We lived the “monogamous life” for our first three years together as a couple, and that was perfectly fine for both of us. Once we dipped our collective toes into swinging, though, it opened up new erotic horizons with our shared sex life and we’ve subsequently found that many of the 3rd-party “fuck buddy” relationships we fostered ran far deeper than those with our straighter “vanilla” friends. I realise that being a swinger isn’t for everyone and do not advocate it as such, as it takes an immensely secure and open relationship before a couple should even consider embarking upon that journey, but nonetheless feel that everyone should be entitled to make their own lifestyle choices without prejudice and criticism.

So, please, pack it in and keep your insults to yourself. As I said before, personal attacks are not tolerated here - and that goes not only with regard to my wife but in targeting anyone of whom I make mention amidst my writings with such thoughtless displays of outright meanness and abject cruelty. Should you find what I say in my blogs or the stories I relate to be objectionable, then take it out on me, not them. To date, we’ve only had to ban one poster from MyBoobSite. Please don’t be the second.