The other day, my wife told me a joke that she’d heard from her sister (which explained why she was laughing her tits off at the time). To wit…
Q: Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick!
…erm, get it? Her lips stick – as in labia lips – you know, a sticky pussy – no? Of course you got it right away, but I’m somewhat embarrassed to admit (especially being the big pussy hound that I am) that it took me about eight seconds before the proverbial penny dropped and the sticky pussy lips stick / lipstick connection completed its synaptic circuit in my kerfuddled cranium. I was reminded of this embarrassing incident in genital humour upon perusing the latest big boobs porn galleries from cute cyber-goth cleavage queen Dors Feline wherein one nude photo depicts precisely the labial implications the sticky sexual situation this genital joke conveys…
…see? If I’d seen this particular pussy picture prior to hearing the joke, I’d probably have got it instantaneously. But, off-colour genital jokes aside (now if I could only get that annoying “Lollipop” song out of my head – lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop [insert forefinger in mouth, press firmly against cheek snapping it out quickly to make that trademark popping sound] – made even worse by the fact that Dell are now using it in their UK adverts and I’ve just received my alien Dell laptop yesterday), I’d be well and truly sorted. In the meantime, whilst I attempt to wrench some other less annoying song into my head, you get to enjoy these K-cup mammary-laden photo galleries from the lovely 34K Dors Feline exploring yet another big breast food fetish (this time being of the busty voluptuous colossal cleavage candy sweets variety) plus a big boobs bikini shoot and truly elegant tits in a tube-top dress in a few of her latest erotic offerings from DorsFeline.com:
She’s amazing!
thankyou god for this woman. dors u are perfect. i only wish i could find a woman so stunningly beautiful. i hope u do more ass shots.
Dors is my new fav ! Why don’t they make women like her here in the states????
I know I’d love to suck her nipps like lolipops! And that song has got to be the most catchy/annoying ever! XD
I remember when she was voted in as a Kitten in the (now defunct?) MBS Message Boards and lots of people disagreed with my nomination and her becoming a Kitten. Well now… looking at these amazing photos… how can ANYONE not think she is the real deal? Love this girl! PERFECT
YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT