I was amusing myself the other day by finding various mindless diversions on the ‘net (see? I don’t browse porn all the time) and ran across OKCupid!’s Tits, Ass & Cuteness Quiz. Although I consider such things to be utter rubbish, governed by the mass media perception of feminine beauty rather than what real men think, I decided to give it a go. My results were as follows…
Raw score: 96% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composures than others who’ve taken the test.
Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature.
My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson.
Avoid: Oprah. Actually, that’s good advice for everyone.
…the fact that I was attracted to big breasts (well, duh!) and a more slutty appearance came as no surprise, but the assertion that I preferred thin women with small asses did (granted, said quiz was devoid of any genuinely voluptuous examples of womanhood). I’m not really bothered about the small ass thing, as I don’t particularly pay much attention to the aft assets, but I do like some curves on my women (i.e. full hips and even a bit of a belly to balance out the bountiful bosom is just lovely).
It was then that I remembered 32HH Ashley from Dream of Ashley and how I’d remarked in my young girls with naturally large breasts blog that she was “on the verge of voluptuous”. If she’d been in the quiz, that would’ve moreso captured the essence of my feminine idea. I suppose there are a few correlations with my results: Ashley is definitely top-heavy with her beautiful HH-cup breasts and does seem to have a relatively petite yet curvy ass.
I wouldn’t necessarily call her thin, though, instead feeling that she borders on the pleasingly plump in figure, especially where young girls are concerned. And as for being a slut, no way; our sweet & innocent teen Ashley has all the hallmarks of a good girl (though I realise that some might consider the fact that she gets her tits out on the ‘net contrary to this – however, I wouldn’t expect that such Puritans would be visiting MyBoobSite, either!).
But all of this whittering on about the wonder of 18-year-old busty blonde Ashley would be pointless if I didn’t have more photos to share. And so, I chose a gallery which capitalises upon her innocence (actually, I’m just really fond of this photo, wherein Ashley is either giving us a classic coyly seductive come-hither look, or instead quietly thinking “Are you staring down my cleavage?!”). Here’s 32HH Ashley from DreamOfAshley.com…
…sweet innocence aside, the videos on DreamOfAshley seem to portray an air or abject horniness that lingers just below the surface of our new teen boobie queen, bubbling to the surface as she runs her hands over that sensually curvaceous body. I still wouldn’t say she’s slutty, though – not in the least – just “sexually responsive” to her own touch. Oh, how I’d love to bury my face in that little plump belly whilst reaching up to fondle her ample breasts for a bit before slowly tracing my tongue from her navel to her hips and undoing the strings on her bikini bottoms with my teeth then removing them to reveal… nah, best just have a cuddle. Alas, here are some video clips of 32HH Ashley from DreamOfAshley.com: