Aaah, 69! How we love thee, no? Well, no, to be honest.
I’m a woman, as you possibly know if you’ve been paying attention to anything I or my husband say over the last few blogs, and as such am supposed to be able to multi-task. And I can. I really can, but not when someone is sucking my snatch. Seriously, if I am going to get any enjoyment out of a clever cunninglinguist, I cannot be wasting valuable neural transmitters on making sure they are getting a decent seeing to from my oral orifice.
Likewise, if I am doing just that and sucking and nibbling and slurping the very life-force out of a pulsing prick or willing, wet, woman-wound, I expect them not to be able to hold concentration of anything else in their heads, at that given time, let alone giving head themselves, no matter how much my quim might quiver at the thought.
Of course, that doesn’t mean watching someone else having a good, combined head session isn’t horny as hell. It is. Especially when it’s Maggie Green sitting on your face, 36F tits nestled against your stomach and expertly face-fucking your own willing gonads.
Personally, where as I have had head from a couple of three women before, I have never had a blow-job (yes, I am stealing that term for women, too. I don’t see why it should be gender exclusive) from an actual lesbian. I suppose you might think that any woman that does that to another woman is a lesbian, but no… there are those of us that are bi- and those of us that are something a good friend of mine calls “situationally bi-” . That is, when the opportunity arises and you’re both feeling it… why the hell not? It is NOT about titillating any menfolk that might be around, it is all about copping off with someone you fancy, regardless of their being a different sex to that that you might normally spend the evening with.
Now, I am not particularly adept at drinking from the furry cup, myself. Whereas I have had a great deal of experience of sucking cock (I don’t like calling it that, there is so much more to it than sucking, if you want to do it right, after all), I have not had that much experience of pussy pleasuring, and as such, I think a man would do a better job. That is also my experience of the (sort of) straight women that have had their faces in my flange. Whereas there are obviously some that are just crap at it, generally speaking: Men do it better. They have had more experience. A woman has never made me wail and moan and lift my body off the bed in willing wantonness like a man has.
And men do not tend to have long nails. Long nails are not the lady-lovers’ friend.
All of which brings me to the video clips I have here, that Reese has kindly sent me, for your viewing pleasure, from MaximumMaggie.com
That was really well written. I laughed at the “drinking from the furry cup”.
Thank you x
I love Maggie Green. She looks great doing 69 but was disappointed seeing her get a facial … WHY? Especially with boobs like her’s as a better target, but really don’t like facials.
Vix, I personally enjoy 69 for fun, but it’s true about multitasking not being as enjoyable. Thanks for the post.
YW x
Dear Vix,
So, if “cock sucking” is too limiting, and “blow job” is simply wrong, or should be wrong on both counts, and if your excellent “sucking and nibbling and slurping the very life-force out of a pulsing prick” is a bit cumbersome, then what is your preferred brief term for this essential activity?
Also, following upon your comparison between receiving oral attention (another way to put it) from the ladies vs. the men, in a prior post I was asking Reese to expound on this one, from his standpoint. (And mine, hypothetically.) Now I see (reading your latest) that we have to distinguish between the situational man on man events, and those received from gay pals. If you could convince Reese to expound in this, I am curious.
As always, thanks for all that you two put into this, and I hope your English garden is enjoying the spring. Mine is, over here.
PS There’s a wild and crazy aspect to 69 that can be very wonderful, tho in general, like you, I prefer focused attention, and reception.
As a dude with a van Dyke goatee/beard thing going on I have firsthand knowledge of however much a chick might love getting eaten out, having a guy with ANY facial hair more often then not tends to be a deal breaker. Mostly because the stubble/hairs tend to be too stiff and scrape rather painfully when they brush up against the labia/clit. I can fully understand this but as a guy who LOVES, I say LOVES to eat pussy but also likes having a bit of facial hair to complement my shaved head, this is a bit disappointing.
Another note about dudes vs chicks eating pussy. My very limited experience with chicks eating out other chicks is that a bi girl likes being eaten out by another girl rather than by a dude, because the girl isn’t too much of an egomaniac to ‘take direction’ from the one being eaten. Guys tend to think that they are gods gift to eating pussy and refuse to take direction, and get all hissy, present company excluded.
@tyrr – I like “blow job” as a name for both male & female head, as it goes. Yes, it’s just wrong, as descriptive terms go, but we all know what it is, don’t we.
@Darmund I like a beard, me. Facial hair is a bonus when getting good face.
:D Y’all have seen Reese, right?