Sometimes, I get really annoyed by some of the comments folks try to post on MyBoobSite. If it’s attacking me or my opinions, I’ve got no problem with that whatsoever. However, if it’s a cruel or mean-spirited post directed at one of my models, I will not tolerate it! After all, quite a few of the well-endowed women I’m wont to feature here pop in from time to time to read visitors’ feedback and participate in the discussions.
If it’s constructive criticism dealing with their photo shoots and such, that’s fine – but if you’re going to say that a particular busty lady (whom, I might add, is kind enough to share her body with all of us) is ugly or un-sexy or anything that amounts to nothing more than a personal insult, don’t even bother. Such comments are simply moderated out, never seeing the light of day and, if I had a way of doing so, I’d ban these misanthropic miscreants from even viewing MyBoobSite (note to self: must research this).
Then again, there are some comments of this ilk that I just can’t help but laugh out loud upon reading them. They are so obviously misguided and outlandish that the humour potential far outweighs the risk of anyone taking them seriously enough to be truly offended. One such comment found its way into my moderation queue just yesterday with regard to an old blog I’d written about beautiful busty blonde babe Heather Michaels…
Someone calling himself “Mike” wrote:
I have been looking for women’s tits on the internet. I can’t find anyone, who isn’t a transexual. All one needs to do is look at the boyish or manly faces. They obviously are manufacturing hanging and sagging tits that look real, but they all go with male faces. They also have “Make Believe Pussies” that go with the male faces. I can only guess, that the ROTTEN PORN PRODUCERS are paying for their transexual operations and female hormones, in exchange for appearing in porn movies. If only, I could find a real woman. One, who was born female. A woman can not be reproduced with operations and hormones. I feel bad for those, who were born feeling, that he should have been born female, but I would like to see a real woman. The internet is saturated, with transexuals. Just look at the faces. All, that I want to do, is see real breasts, because I think they are beautiful and very exciting. Someone help. Where can I find — just breasts — not porn.
…how funny is that?! :~D Granted, I do feel somewhat sorry for Mike in that he quite possibly maintains a genuine belief these ridiculous assertions, and can’t help but wonder how well he’d do on my female or shemale quiz. Truth is, if someone has gone through the trouble of transforming themselves into a true transsexual, they can make a helluva lot more money in the porn industry by having tits and a cock in one package than going for the whole complex gender reassignment procedure and pretending to be a woman (unlike some penis-obsessed women who pretend the other way around)!
In Heather Michaels’ case, however, her somewhat masculine facial structure is more likely due to having an abundance of testosterone in her system. Not only does this result in a slightly “more male” appearance, but women who are beset by this hyper-hormonal condition also tend to be horny as fuck (in fact, testosterone replacement therapy is sometimes employed as a medical modality for restoring the libido of post-menopausal women)! As such, I have to admit that I personally find girls like Heather Michaels to be extraordinarily attractive from the sexual perspective. Indeed, give me a big tits blonde with a square-ish jaw and I can relax in the quiet, self-satisfied confidence that my sex life will be second to none!
However, since the issue has been raised, I guess it’s only fair that we subject Ms. Michaels to a thorough medical examination in order to confirm her femininity once and for all. Although big tits can be faked surgically now to the point where they have the look, feel and dynamics of a genuine, all-natural pair of breasts, the same is simply not true when it comes to the pussy. While the creation of a functional vagina can be achieved through penile inversion (although I don’t want to think about that one for too long), constructing a convincing clitoris and labia majora / minora is problematic at best, especially when the pre-op transgendered patient is circumcised. Thus, regardless of how titillating the remainder of this sentence might be, it’s the pussy flaps that tell the true story!
But before you begin conjuring nightmarish visions of the lovely Heather Michaels speaking through her pussy lips (sounds a bit “120 Days of Sodom”, dunnit?), we’d best adjourn to Busty Amateurs Is Back and get on with this physical exam. And, of course, I’ll include a close-up pussy pic just to put this matter to rest. Thus, for everyone except Mike ;~), here’s stunning big busty blonde Heather Michaels getting her physical from some lucky doctor wannabe at Busty-Amateurs-Is-Back.com:
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