Rachel Aldana – perhaps best know for having the biggest breasts in Britain – also has a lesser known title to her credit (albeit one that I’ve personally bestowed upon her): Being the ill-fitting bikini queen of MyBoobSite. Don’t get me wrong, I love Rachel dearly and think she’s a genuinely gorgeous girl. I also understand how frustratingly difficult it must be for someone of such an extreme breast to body ratio – slim & stacked almost beyond measure with massive tits and a slender body that, when put together, resemble something more of an adolescent boy’s fantasy girl than something one could ever hope to encounter in reality – to find matching clothes that actually fit both big top & little bottom (buying separates, it’s the way forward).
One need only look at my past Rachel Aldana blogs for ample evidence of my bad bikini claim. The first time I featured Rachel in a bikini, the overall fit wasn’t so bad but the shape didn’t really do much to flatter her fabulous bust-line (erm, nice cleavage, though). The second one was even worse, a string bikini with tiny triangles of material failing to cover even a fraction of the acres of boobage with which she’s endowed (indeed, there were big tits spilling out all over the place with that one)! And the third, taken from the series shot when Denise Milani visited Rachel, has her huge boobs bulging out from the bottom!! To illustrate my point, I’ve assembled a few thumbnails as a brief historical retrospective on Rachel Aldana’s bad bikini mishaps…
…I can understand the rationale from the breast-centric porn perspective: Take a girl with big tits and put her in a bikini that’s way too small for her to make her breasts look even bigger! So I suppose we should forgive lovely Rachel for her string of bad bikini choices, as it’s probably not her fault. But, even if it is, who can blame such a beautiful busty babe as amply endowed as Rachel for wanting to show off her breast assets?
Anyway, I was visiting her Rachel Aldana website today only to find to my pleasant surprise that our lovely L-cup English lass had at long last found a bikini top that actually fits her tits! No more quadraboobs. No more nipple slips. Just a good fitting top with an adequate cup size to keep her massive mammaries in check, thus minimising the potential for wardrobe malfunction! Granted, this is not necessarily a good thing from the big breast lovers’ perspective, as we’d probably prefer that such well-endowed women wear the sort of clothing that leaves their huge boobs hanging out hither, thither & yon. Still, for practicality’s sake, it’s nice to see Rachel finally happen upon a hooter hammock that provides adequate support for those gigantic juggs of hers. And so, in celebration of the good fit she’s found, here are a few photos of 32L Rachel Aldana in her new blue bikini from RachelAldana.com:
Good for you Rachel! Seems you also found something else you like doing :)
God Bless and Good Luck!
Tony
Rachel is perfect.
Okay. I just had to say that (again!).
I think the too-small bikini tops were on purpose. They really accentuated her incredible tits and amazing body. I liked them!
I get turned on when women were clothes that are a little too tight and they are a little chubby…..I don’t know why but I do.
A tight top with some boob overflow….wow. Just busting out all over.
I kind of liked the too-small tops myself. Rachel, if finding a bikini top that fits is difficult then by all means don’t wear one ;-p. Shame on you for ever covering those gorgeous bit tits anyway.
Rachel is really impressive and she has a godess body, but it’s so sad that the pics and vids are so boring.
barely is better, to see her perfect and perky nipples!!!
How the fuck can her breasts be natural? I got it! She’s not human! Some sort of android. Yeah! That’s it.
Either way, I’m just gonna have to feel them for myself. This way I can come to some sort of solid conclusion.
I’m sure that the too-small bikinis were done on purpose, and while they leave little to the imagination, I’d rather see well-fitting, sexy clothing that gradually disappear as the photo shoot progresses. Well-fitting, because it actually accentuates all the curves we love so much, and then there is the thrill of anticipation that soon all will be revealed.
I was going to say that looking at these pics, a well-fitting bikini top is like a well-fitting bra. The resulting roundness and cleavage enhancement on a woman like Rachel is nothing short of extraordinary. And then I looked a little closer and saw the hooks and the straps: it’s not a bikini, surely Rachel is wearing a bra. So, here is exceedingly ample proof that a well-fitting bra actually enhances the curvature we all lust after!
I’m sorry I just have to rant about this. I’ve said it before, but maybe someone will listen. Maybe a chorus of agreeing people will join me and something will change.
Stop. Over-Photoshopping. NOW.
Rachel is a gorgeous girl. We know this from seeing her on videos. There is no need to light and retouch her like she’s more than twice her age and trying to hide something. I don’t give a rat’s ass if she has all-over freckles, or a skin condition (both of which I doubt she has).
Her proportions already look insane and unreal. She, Anya, and Miosotis are the most disproportionate Big Breast models in the world. But at least the other two have been seen in realistic settings and with clear, natural photography. That lets us know that the fantasy IS real. These are actual girls, with ALL-NATURAL endowments.
That last part is very important to a lot of Big Boob lovers. The 90’s, peak years of hugely-inflated fake hooters, are gone. Some may not care as much as others about fake vs. real, but at least throw a bone to the ones who do! If every single photoset is bright and smoothed over, and every video is slightly soft-focused, it creates an impenetrable wall around the model. She almost may as well be a statue or a blow-up doll.
Rachel is incredible and deserves better. She deserves to be seen for her true and natural beauty.
Racjel is just too perfect to be true. Its like she isn’t real but the crazy thing is, she is! Unbelievable!
totally agree with aeroboobs.
Rachel has an amazing body and even more delightful smile and personality, yet her content falls flat. It would be so much more sensual and breathtaking to see her being portrayed in pictures and videos by xx-cel for example.
Love DOLL is right! Rachel is flawless. I can’t wait to see what she wants to do next.
You know this may sound funny, but do any Americans here remember a 80s TV series “Mike Hammer” starring Stacy Keach? This was a controversial show that featured at least one or two stacked women showing generous cleavage every week. It was peripheral to the plot but it was clear where the real mystery was! Lindsay Bloom was the beautiful secretary.
Well if you were really feeling good after a few stiff drinks and looked at Mike Hammer, and then look at Rachel, you could convince yourself that she is his daughter (granddaughter? hhaha) or neice. I have always thought she ought to star in movies and TV she looks so good. I think she ought to star alongside Mike Hammer and bring back the old style but TWICE as big. LOL.
stunning simply a dream girl its unnatural but at the same time she has the most natural beauty about her
I’d like to see her pussy now!
Maddog, the reason why she looks like an android is that they used the Photoshop “blur” tool to death on her photos.
Well said curvelover!
WOW! She is damn refined if you ask me. The mold must’ve broke when they made her. Simply the best. I also noticed she has wonderfully shaped legs. Her legs must’ve formed it’s beautiful form from carrying those marvellous breasts. I love her perky nipples, the kind you can suck all day and night. I love this woman truly, madly and deeply.
Well, when I stated that she must be “some sort of android”, I was referring to the fact that my mind simply can not comprehend the fact that such a woman exists on this planet. No way should a woman with a face that pretty and a body that sizzling have breasts that huge and full. She truly is a very, very rare breed.
However, I do have to agree with you and curvelover regarding the retouching issue. This isn’t Playboy. Most normal guys wanna see what the girl actually looks like. No need to retouch her to the point where her skin looks as if it’s been spray painted on.
LOL. “Cyborg Rachel, Kill Kill”
+1 for curvelover
stop the terrible photoshopping of her photos
From some of the pics that I’ve seen of Rachel lately, I agree that she almost looks too perfect and too amazing to be real. It’s hard to believe sometimes that a girl so stupendously busty could also be slim and beautiful at the same time. A rare physical phenomenon! What’s even more amazing is that she hated her breasts the moment they started growing so big and only very recently discovered that she was special and that many, many guys absolutely loved her just as she was.
… and of course Rachel looks super fine in that bikini too. Very sexy and very hot to say least. Rachel seems to be getting better and better as she is gaining more experience in her modeling career. Great piece once again Reese… cheers
From what I understand, the top of that bikini she wore in this shoot was actually a bra she had, not a bikini top. It just so happens that it matched her bikini bottoms and they went with it. So no, she still hasn’t found a fitting bikini top…