Richard & Katie – When threesomes go wrong…

If you live in the UK and read the tabloids, you’ve probably followed the saga of young couple Richard & Katie, the latter of whom had promised the former (now former in more ways than one) his dream of a threesome if a website dedicated to said fantasy could achieve 5 million hits. Sod it, if you’re in the ‘States, you’ve probably already heard about this one from The Howard Stern Show as well! If not, perhaps a little more detail might be in order…

It all came about one day when the couple were surfing porn together: Richard Green, a 30-year-old ex-professional cricketer from Cheshire, UK decided to ask his 21-year-old live-in girlfriend, Katie Greenwood, if she would be willing to have threesome sex. Rather than receiving a slap in the face (which Richard wholly expected), Katie offered him the aforementioned 5,000,000 hit challenge with the added condition that she got to help choose their female consort and that it couldn’t be any of Richard’s ex-girlfriends. Obviously insecure bloke that he is, Richard videotaped her offer to ensure she wouldn’t back out of the agreement.

Needless to say, he began promoting his site with abandon and it wasn’t long before it became a hot topic on the viral e-mail circuit. I even received a request to promote it here on MyBoobSite but, after visiting the site, thought it a bit irresponsible and ill-conceived to lend my efforts to the plight. However, after the tabloid press inevitably sank their teeth into the story, the site broke through its five megahit quota three times over.

The couple were then faced with selecting a suitable candidate to “flesh-out” their trio, settling upon 27-year-old 32F lap dancer Holly Henderson. Said Holly of their first face-to-face meeting, “As soon as I saw Katie, I fancied her straight away. I knew I had to get her into bed. I love her big boobs and curvy figure.”

The day of reckoning came on September 6th. Katie had been on-line sharing last minute thoughts with her new-found fans when Holly arrived at the posh hotel the couple had booked for their threesome tryst. The last thing Katie said before she logged off was, “I know where I’m going to start – on those big tits of hers!!!” Intending to catch the entirety of their threesome encounter on video, Richard set up the camera whilst the two girls showered together.

Too eager to wait until they got into bed, Holly quickly turned her cleansing attentions to Katie’s 34E breasts. “I ran my hands over them and kissed and licked her nipples, before moving my hands downwards to stroke her [pussy],” reported an enthusiastic Holly. But this exuberance was not restricted to Holly alone. As Katie observed of her first taste of things to come, “When Holly was stroking me, I was so excited I was shaking. When I started soaping her, too, it was the first time I’d touched a woman like that, and so sexy.”

Strictly Broadband, who’s now marketing the video the threesome produced, had this to say about their adventures in amateur porn: “These chicks sure can fuck – riding cowgirl on his dick, Katie has multiple orgasms as she snogs the stunning Holly, who is sitting on Richard’s eager face. The intensity and passion of the sex is something rarely seen in porn today, which more than makes up for the fairly softcore views. But when we get a hardcore shot of Holly’s [ass] being spread open as she sits on Katie’s face, or both girls fighting to suck his erect cock, it’s an instant reminder that we’re lucky to be watching any of this at all!”

So, we have the video and Richard’s dream was transformed into a reality, but that’s by no means the end of the story: As a distressed post-threesome Katie revealed to News of the World, “Afterwards [Richard] became a nightmare. I couldn’t even go to the shop without him following, thinking I was seeing someone.” To which Richard retorted, As soon as we’d had the threesome I knew it was a mistake. I just couldn’t trust her any more.” In light of this regrettable turn of attitude, the couple broke up and Katie began seeking solace in new girlfriend Holly. The two girls are a bit of an item now, and are actively soliciting participants for a foursome video to be shot in the US at the end of October!

Now, I apologise for the ranting mood I’ve been in the past couple of days, but I have to say that swinging is a serious and mature lifestyle choice that you make with your partner and, like any relationship, not something that is entered into lightly (or, indeed, on a frivolous internet gamble). Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I think that Katie & Richard were too young to consider swinging; I’ve swung in threesomes with well-adjusted 21-year-olds who’ve demonstrated the utmost maturity in such a dramatic lifestyle decision, and the fact that they’re still happily pursuing such amongst our extended “swinging family” in the years hence attests to that.

If Richard & Katie had merely spent some time quality time together perusing and soliciting advice from any experienced swingers’ forum (rather than just surfing porn for their inspiration), they could’ve avoided a lot of potential pitfalls of such an extended relationship and gone into their menage et trois more well-informed…or, more appropriately, imho, scrapped the daft idea altogether! Personally, I would have to blame Richard for the fiasco, as it was he within whom the green-eyed monster of jealousy first raised its ugly head – an emotion which has no place when a couple chooses to expand their sexual intimacy to the inclusion of others.

As an avid swinger and spouse of a bisexual partner, I now feel a bit bad that I didn’t respond to their original request for promotion on MyBoobSite, giving reason for my refusal to feature them and expressing the very reservations and recommendation outlined above. Then again, would they have listened? Or would they just have seen me for the jaded, condescending twat that I am?! I do, however, sincerely wish Katie & Holly the best in their budding relationship, their prospective swinging experiences and their new internet porn venture. Good luck, girls – may we see you again on MyBoobSite in the months to come!

And so, in the joint interests of commerce and voyeurism, here are a few vidcaps from Katie Greenwood, Richard Green & Holly Henderson’s internet bet-inspired FFM threesome video from StrictlyBroadband.com:

Katie Greenwood, Richard Green & Holly Henderson FFM Threesome Video at StrictlyBroadband.com    Katie Greenwood, Richard Green & Holly Henderson FFM Threesome Video at StrictlyBroadband.com    Katie Greenwood, Richard Green & Holly Henderson FFM Threesome Video at StrictlyBroadband.com

Katie Greenwood, Richard Green & Holly Henderson FFM Threesome Video at StrictlyBroadband.com    Katie Greenwood, Richard Green & Holly Henderson FFM Threesome Video at StrictlyBroadband.com    Katie Greenwood, Richard Green & Holly Henderson FFM Threesome Video at StrictlyBroadband.com

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5 Responses to “Richard & Katie – When threesomes go wrong…”

  1. Charles Says:

    What a weird story! I’m American and I never heard of this couple. I don’t even think Katie is that hot. I don’t see what the big whoop is.

  2. Logan_5 Says:

    I’ve heard a little of this story in the UK media – didn’t realise that it had actually gone ahead. Guess it just goes to show – careful what you wish for, because it might just come back and bite you on the arse.

  3. Johnny Says:

    I dunno, doesn’t really look like an F cup to me…

  4. Very Free Says:

    I’ve never heard of this story, but that’s nothing new.

    Stern? He’s gone. At least from the mainstream (if you wanna call a bunch of males that haven’t grown up yet ‘mainstream’). however, I do know one guy who pays the $30 a month subscription just to listen to Howie.

    Besides the emotional hazards of swinging Reese mentioned, there’s the very real danger of STDs that everyone should know about, mainly AIDS and Hep B.

  5. Reese Says:

    Very Free~

    Good point, and indeed why you’ll find sexual health information resources on any good swingers’ site, as it’s so important that we play safely and responsibly…

    Cheers,
    ~Reese! :~)

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