Samantha 38G rides the Sybian fucking machine !!
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Our sex lives, as a male species, could come to a grinding halt (and I do mean “grinding” in every sense of the word) due to the malevolent mechanical female masturbation menace known as the Sybian fucking machine. Promising pussy pounding orgasms at the mere flick of a switch, this diabolical device does things to a woman that no conventional cock could compete with without the appropriate cybernetic implants (à la “The Six Million Dollar Penis”). One need only read through the obvious propaganda on the Sybian website to realise that their positioning themselves to take over the whole fucking world…
“Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic. All have become more responsive and enjoyable partners.”
…yeah, right. Rather, I believe that last bit should read, “All have become sexually self-sufficient to the point of eschewing their partner’s penis for the profound pussy pleasure provided by our product.” What woman wouldn’t want such a convenient robotic boyfriend ever ready to give her as many mind-blowing orgasms as she could handle and then simply shove it under the bed when she’s done? Believe you me, we’re all in danger here, and the fact that they’ve also developed the Venus 2000 for men just goes to prove that they’re trying to corner the market on male sexual gratification as well once the women no longer need us!
The latest victim to fall prey to their evil plot is none other than the incomparably sexy Samantha38G. The lingering fears that we’ll never again get to see this voluptuous vixen fuck another man (or two, as the case may be) is overwhelming. Yes, Sam has gone and bought herself a Sybian fucking machine – and, using the (sadly legitimate) excuse that it was a business expense, she even got to write off it’s $1,345US price tag (frankly, I think the Sybian folk should’ve given her a substantial discount considering the amount of publicity she’ll generate for them!).
It is nice to see our lovely Sam having a good time, though, and I’m certain she’ll revert back to us lowly male humans should she ever desire the non-carnal companionship of a warm cuddle. That said, the Sybian’s rubbish at things like tit-sucking and cunnilingus, so maybe we’re still in with a chance. In the meantime, here’s the lovely Samantha 38G riding her brand new Sybian fucking machine and grinding her way to the ultimate in orgasmic ecstasy at SexySamantha38G.com:
July 25th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
All hype. I much much prefer men. Men make me come much more than any machine could ever do. But it was fun to try out.
Smooches,
Sam
July 25th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
I’ll be happy to oblige Sam. Your gorgeous! =P
July 25th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
But can the Sybian cum on her 38G tits? I think not!
HA HA! Glad to see you still prefer good old real sex Sam! Loved the videos. Nothing can replace the real thing… yet.
July 25th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
I would much rather see her with men too!
But Man, video #5 is incredible. Samantha has an AMAZING body. Just breathtaking.
July 26th, 2007 at 1:53 am
Brandy Taylore is another big boob model that has given the Sybian a try in case you didn’t know reese. It’s part of a series and she’s the only big boob model until now I know of that I had seen on it. It’s an ok video and a lot of it Brandy talks about sex. Women will always need men for sex though, how else are they going to have any bargaining power in a relationship?
July 26th, 2007 at 2:33 am
I love this woman, great smile, great attitude, it’d be great to get with her, haha,
Keep Rockin Samantha
Tony
July 26th, 2007 at 3:56 am
she should go on Howard Stern’s show and ride it there – where the sybian originated!!!
July 26th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Hey Ant,
I just don’t have any interest in Howard Stern’s show.
Machines are for when a guy just isn’t handy, but a gal still needs to get off.
Bargaining power in a relationship, not that kind of gal. Unless it is incentive to do the yard work I hate doing every week.
Smooches,
Sam
July 26th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Vadd – I agree. Vid #5 is outstanding. I just love watching Sam pull on her nipples while she’s moaning and getting off, letting her 38Gs just hang and jiggle ever so subtly. Amazing stuff. Sam – don’t ever change!
You are amazing!
July 27th, 2007 at 2:22 am
BigBoobFan:
EXACTLY!
July 31st, 2007 at 3:47 am
Samantha ride what ever you want be it Be it Man or Machine : )
kisses,
steven
May 14th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
I WISH TO MEET YOU SAMANTHA 38G – I HAVE PLENTY OF PHOTO AND VIDEO FOR YOU – I WISH EVERY MINUTE TO SUCK YOUR LOVELY TITS
SMOOCHES
July 18th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Sam, I loved watching you ride the Sybian. But honestly I am one of your biggest fans and I would prefer to personally make you cum over and over again.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
dear sam I love your huge & beauty booooobs .I wish suck and fuck your sexy nice tites.love you.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I am the real fan of samanatha big booooobs and I wanna fuck this bitch day and nihgt 24 hours i love you samanatha .
October 29th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
dear and lovely samanatha baby u r the sexiest and beautiful lady of the world i love u Mod edit: Sorry, no personal details permitted.
March 6th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Samantha, you are wonderfull,….thank you.
You guys should be more respectfull of her, grow up and quit acting like low class fools!