Having suffered the dubious distinction of contributing one sexual definition to the esteemed Urban Dictionary, I often find myself consulting said modern slang reference in search of appropriate boob blog titles. Such was the case today in attempting to describe luscious 32L Rachel Aldana’s Red Sweater series when, beneath a non-comma delineated list of tits boobs breasts jugs fun bags titties knockers hooters rack melons cans ta-tas gazongas sweater puppies breast boobies mams yams bazongas whoppers titty knobs nips mountains torpedoes tit pumpkins tetons tig ol bitties pillows chesticles milk bags lactoids & funbags *phew*, I found their urban definition of trusted old standby sweater meat as being a sexual slang street term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool (that’s getting overly specific, isn’t it?) or, alternatively, just large breasts without any clothing qualification whatsoever.
However, upon examining the curious link cloud located conveniently above the urban slang dictionary entries, I also noticed another rather cute tits in tops term that I’d not encountered before – sweater puppies – which were defined as either perky tits under a sweater or large, firm breasts. The two definitions seemed at odds with each other, not unlike cleave (from whence we get cleavage when there’s not a Wonderbra about) which can mean either to cling together or split asunder, which left me likewise at odds for a boob blog title. While her luxuriously full L-cups certainly qualified Rachel as having extremely large breasts by most big boob lovers’ conceptions, I’m just not so sure one would refer to L-cup breasts as perky tits, firm and full though they may be (although one wonders what an L-cup Wonderbra would do for her already colossal cleavage should such wonder of a bra even exist!).
And so at a loss as I so often am, I took the coward’s way out and offered both titular large tits in tops terms as a mammary manner of resolving my cleavage conundrum without even stopping to ponder whether an extremely busty girl showing cleavage would even qualify as having either sweater meat or sweater puppies since her huge tits aren’t covered completely (oh, bugger, now I have). Thus, leaving you to decide how to describe L-cup tits in tight tops, here’s ever lovely 32L Rachel Aldana showing off her huge boobs both in and out of of her sexy cleavage revealing red sweater in photos and videos that come courtesy of her very own RachelAldana.com:
always the fucked up camera angle with her photographer
Rachel A’s best set ever! She’s more comfortable in front of the camera and it shows. Her cute smile is radiant as her teardrop breasts hang extra huge and healthy. She’s great.
Thanks, Reese!
slang is short, sweet, and smutty. sweater meat says it all. it’s just salacious as it gets. ‘puppies’ does not have the ‘ring’ or poetry. I’ve got to have more of Rachel and her sweater meat fully wrapped. You missed on that note. How big are they and how tight is that wool sweater strained to the max?
“Sweater puppies” was a term I first heard back in college here in the States, some 20 years ago. For us, it had the meaning of those breasts that looked lovely in a tight sweater, were pleasently large (especially as could be expected for the typical US college co-ed), and had just the right amount of jiggle when the girl walked (and not what I would call “firm” or “perky”)
once I got to the galleries I did find one or two “buttoned” up shots. but my favorite sweatermeat outfits are not cardigan, but pullover sweaters straining the fabric to the limit. Rachel looks yum, as good as ever. A dream woman come true and breasts so firm only Lindsey Dawn had boobs this firm, but I do think Rachel is bigger than Lindsey ever was.
Rachel has some of the best curves !!!!!
Hear, hear. What a waste of a majestic beauty. Rach is truly a goddess, whom I adore and worship. All hail Queen Rachel. LOL ;)
I love when RA lays on her back, she looks great. RA is really pretty actually, even without the incredible knockers.
By the way, I love the Urban Dictionary. It cracks me up.
I agree Tony, that & the heavily airbrushed images don’t really put her in the best ‘natural’ spotlight. A beautiful woman though, probably the best thing to have come out of Northampton
Does anyone else love Rachel and hate her photographer(s)? She is so amazing, but I have never really liked any of her shoots. The angles are bad, the poses are lame, and they airbrush too much. Oh well.
Nicest nipples on the net.
Seriously. Rachel Aldana, then Maxi 32jj, then Brandy Taylor.
Speaking from the id, if she ever gets pregnant, part of me will be disappointed that it wasn’t me doing the impregnating, but the other part will be so happy to see milk streaming from her perky nipples.
Hey Reese!
When it comes to teasing the old lady about her luscious set of DD’s I’ve always been partial to “lil’ uddies”.
There must be an erotic mental subtext to that nic in my feeble brain ’cause one time during a frothy suckling session she trashily demanded that I (really hard) “suck my lil’ uddies!” Suck I did, and duly pumped a sample of cream fresh all over her in the process. The power of words eh?
Rach really puts the bountiful into bosom….. such a lusty eyed wench to boot!
Pete
@ yutz:
What do you mean, “if?” I’m sure there will be no shortage of grooms itching to foal. Barring medical obstacles, I think we can be that she “will” someday be pregnant. What we all need to keep our fingers crossed about is that she will continue to model after that happens, and not dodge the camera like Lindsey Dawn. (Come to think of it Lorna Morgan did take some delicious pregnant photos in V-mag but I dont think I’ve seen her breasts lactating… RA could blow them both away.)
I agree Tim, actually the air brushing is the worst part for me. Rachel has gorgeous freckles, but the air brushing covers this up. I’ve managed to see a couple of webcam videos of her & Rachel in her natural state is far better than the PinUpFiles.com look that they give to models on there.
Even the Dog Whisperer couldn’t tame those sweater puppies! XD
haha Excellent blog post title.
I pretty much concur with your approach, although I have my own tips regarding blog blog names, domain names, and post titles.
Such as, how would you feel about releasing an article with a appealing title for the current viewers, and subsequently replacing it with a search phrase oriented title meant for improved search engine optimization?