Titty Attack Timewarp

Here’s some busty babes that you may remember, or you may never have heard of, depending on your age (I suppose).

All four of these lucious, lacivious, lovelies were hard-core porn-stars back in the day, sucking, fucking, wanking and jacking with their jugs, all the way to the top.

It’s quite amusing to see what used to be out there. What has changed and what has not.

Take for example this first video with Minka. She all but says “love you long time” which I do not think would really be acceptable these days.

So, here’s that clip from Minka, the “largest breasted Asian in the world”, who will be 44 later this year.

In the porn industry for about 15 years, Minka has 30KKK (also described as P-cup, by some sources) breasts. Quite blatantly enhanced, unfortunately with string implants which really are not good. Neither aesthetically nor medically.

Apparently confirmed (Lord knows who by) as measuring 54-23-35, Minka is/was slim and stacked, even if her boobs may not be to everyone’s taste, these days.

And she has pubic hair in this vid. Actual pubes. Like from the past. :lol:



Click here to visit Minka at Scoreland.com

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Next we have Brittany O’Neil. Brittany will be 43 in March.

Busty and blond, like pretty much every caucasian glamour model or porn star had to be until quite recently, Brittany also has had a boob job, to make her an E-cup, with measurements of 42-24-34.

Thankfully, these are the more natural looking silicone implants this time.

Working the scene since 1992 (which is, frighteningly, 22 years ago) Brittany is still employed in the same way these days.



Click here to visit Brittany O’Neil at Scoreland.com

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Born in Fairbanks, Alaska and raised in Honolulu (at least it wasn’t the other way round… she’d have frozen her tits off), Dee Dee Deluxx stacks up at 42-22-34. Or at least she did. It’s been six years since she retired. But I suppose some 48 year olds might retain their slight figure (slight apart from the boobs, obviously).

You may have been aware of her – variously, over the years – as Chrissy Mack, Chrissy Maxx, Malibu Slick, Tina Owen, or Tina Owens.



Click here to visit Dee Dee Deluxe at Scoreland.com

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Lisa Lips (AKA Starri Knights) will be 45 this year. Fellating and fucking for ever, it seems, and still hard-coring now some decade or more later, this MILF is mammarily massive.

Lisa is listed as measuring 52-24-34, but also as an F-cup.

That does not work out, in my head, as those stats make her band measurement of 46″. That is an incredibly large ribcage!

I wonder if they just did the math(s) wrong and added 7″ to her chest measurement, instead of taking those F-cup inches off.

But that results in her wearing a 36/38 F, which she also, quite blatantly, is not.

However, I know some of you can find better reference to the truth than I could.



Click here to visit Lisa Lipps at Scoreland.com

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8 thoughts on “Titty Attack Timewarp”

  1. FANTASTIC POST…I was a horny teen falling in love with all of these lovely ladies when they hit the pages of Gent magazine.

    More Please…

  2. Great post. Lisa Lipps and Minka were some of the first girls that ever caught my young, ravenous eye. They’re still looking good!

  3. About “stars” from the past. What happen to Jenny Hill?
    I have been searching for weeks and months on the net to find some new pics or info without any luck. To my opinion she was the BEST of the Big Boob Girls at all time.

  4. I well remember the tsunami of implants that hit back in the 90’s and one of the few still in the game is the glorious Minka. I used to hate implants but I gave it a lot of thought and when you consider a model might have a nose job, contact lenses, dyed hair, porcelain veneers on her teeth, to say nothing of makeup, hair styling and flattering lighting and costumes, oh, what the hell, if a woman wants fake huge titties, who am I to judge? If I was a woman I’d want huge titties too! And the greats, like Minka and Kayla Kleevage took to porn like they were born for it! Minka is one of the great porn actresses of all time, and her crazy-assed looking body is just part of the experience. Minka is probably a little bit north of 44 (probably closer to 50!) but she is still among the best! Love you, Minka!

  5. Today, there is such a plethora of absolutely massive, huge, beautiful NATURAL boobs, that i wonder where were these models during the fake breast boom in the 90’s?

    Every big boobed model was plastic, until Voluptuous hit the newstand & then the internet.

    I remember getting online and finding a Young Ines Cudna and all those great Polish & Czech models, and thinking, “I’ve died and gone to heaven!”

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