Forget the Tits – I Need a Blowjob

Reading the comments on yesterday’s Jordan Carver blog (or “Carver-gate” as it shall from henceforth be notoriously known, especially after I’ve penned my Dickensian adaptation entitled Nippleless Nippleby), I came to realise that many of you, like myself, need to see the whole package – or at least the whole tits – in order to Read More …

Big Tits on Glass, Pussy on Glass or Ass on Glass?

Big boobs pressed against glass seems a recurring theme in breast-centric porn, said amorphous material “udderly” transforming familiar 3D boobs into two-dimensional tits with flattened nipples and areola like a glazed picture of an erotic alien landscape whose surface is fully formed of breast flesh by virtue of its transverse visibility and providing a big Read More …

Post Christmas Cum Slut + My Big Tits Fantasy

Well, it’s at long last that magickal day when we take down our Christmas trees and put away the decorations for another year (everyone does do that on the Epiphany, don’t they?), but I wanted to share just one more heavy handfuls holiday-sized H-cup helping of erotic Christmas boobs just because I’m rather erotically enamoured Read More …

All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Tits

And that’s all you’re getting, because our final feast of festive breasts comes courtesy of the enigmatic Miss Intrigue from MIFantasy.com… …so I hope you like really big boobs and boobs alone, for breasts’ sake (why would you be here otherwise?), as these are your final Christmas tits until we return from celebrating our heavy Read More …

Why d’ya gotta go and cum stars on her tits?

Sometimes tit’s the stupidest things that get me blogging big boobs of a day. Take, for example, this busty British threesome video clip with Denise Davies & Dani Amour getting cum on their tits as their lucky boner buddy jacks off on the compelling quadraboob configuration of collective cleavage below him… …so what d’ya think Read More …