I get a lot of interesting letters from big boob lovers but, by far, one of the most curious to date comes from my breast mate Gary B with respect to big tits super busty blonde bombshell Abbi Secraa of former Nelli Roono fame…
…his epic epistle of an e-mail began simply, “Dear Reese, This may be the weirdest email you’ve ever received. I’m writing about a blonde, big-busted model of whom you are clearly a fan, Abbi Secraa (formerly known as Nelli Roono). It’s about her name. I was as surprised as anyone when she changed her modelling name to Abbi Secraa and many of her fans may been left scratching their heads as to what if anything that name meant or where it came from.”
From there, it descended into a most studious and scholarly account of the name Abbi Secraa’s potential origins, replete with countless references to translations and transliterations of ancient manuscripts from Talmudic and scriptural sources alike. I’ll not share all the details and specifics, since some of it was quite controversial and may lead certain sects to believe there may be some sort of big boobs conspiracy afoot. However, suffice it to say that it all comes down to one not so esoteric reference to the Babylonian Talmud (Gittin, 56A).
“But what the hell does any of it have to do with a huge-breasted blonde from Poland?” Gary asked, as if such should be a rhetorical question by now (although I’m guessing large natural breast fetish fans without said text to hand are now wondering the same thing themselves). Well, as luck would have it, there’s an ancient character from the Jewish War called “Abba Sikra” (or “Abba the Zealot”) therein, leading us to wonder whether Abbi might have chosen her name deliberately to reflect some historical heritage as a rare Polish Jew (which, if so (especially considering Sikra stems from the “Sicarii” or “Dagger-men”, as derived from their Latin root “sika”), would make for a nice revolutionary statement as well!).
So, is this gigantic tits theory correct, or is the curious connection between Abba Sikra & Abbi Secraa just some sort of “udderly” amazing coincidence? Of course, only our most sexy and super busty blonde beauty herself could say for sure. As for the rest of you, I’m sure that you share in huge hooters historian Gary’s closing sentiments when he said, “And now we can get back to talking about what really matters about Abbi: her gargantuan tits.” And so we shall.
Thus, eschewing the erudite and educational nature of our resident expert’s huge boobs hypothesis for a moment to move her massive mammaries on to something more erotic, with big tits tied up in a sheer see-through shirt to totally topless in a “get out of my dreams and into my car” porn sort of way, here’s magnificent macromastia maiden Abbi Secraa from AbbiSecraa.com:
Jfc!!! I just jacked off yesterday, too!! What are you trying to do, kill me!?!?! lol
It’s god damn because I want that but ill never have that. What you ask? I wish I had big boobs like you abbi!! lol ,,, you know what I mean. ;)
What happened to alicia loren, after Reese put her first naked pictures. We never saw her again:-(
Now it’s Abbi’s turn !!
Abbi Secraa is the bomb. Period. I don’t care if she is jewish, Latvian, or descended from the Polish branch of the ancient Hapsburg dynasty; when it comes to slender blondes with bodacious all-natural udders, Abbi is the bomb. I’m going to dumb it down: An ‘abbey’ is a place where men gather in monastic disciplines. (Like Abbey Road — that’s where music lovers gather for serious record making.) Well giant breasts are sacred to some of us, and so Secraa must be Polish for ‘sacred.’ So I am going to use that as my working definition: ‘Abbi Secraa’ is the woman serious fans of oversize breasts gather round to focus their masculine attentions on. Hows that? By the way I’ve recently become a fan of the 3D XXX Adult Comic art of Jag 27, and his series called ‘The Chaperone.’ His art features massive breasts, plumpers, and pregnant women, in case you’ve never Googled it up. Perhaps the most bodacious of all his Chaperone characters is Nadine Chapman, and for those of you who have read Jag 27 comics, I’d like to nominate Abbi Secraa as the real life embodiment of Nadine. She’s the total bomb.
Man, Abbi’s shoots keep getting better and better. If she is Polish and Jewish, she’s got some good company. I believe the lovely Chesty Morgan was also Polish and Jewish. Must be something in the blood combination.
Abbi is great! I remember her first pictures, when she still was Nelli, in kind of a white blouse, Those were very promising pictures and I was really looking forward to seeing more. Later some good candid sets came and make-up. And now there is this gogreous godess. She never speaks in her videos. I saw only one, where she said something in very broken English. Well, we do not need her to speak, we can adore her without her words. If her English is not good she can say something in Polish. It will surely sound quite exotic for westerners, and Slavonic fans will understand (a little at least). However, for me, she is perfect English or Polish, Latvian or Jewish, she is this beautiful woman with a potential of becoming a symbol of womanhood. Dear Abbi, we love you.
BIG LOL!!!
Totally Hilarious the whole talmudic conspiracy – great post!
The most amazingly beautiful woman I have EVER seen…period…WOW!!!
She’s quite a marvel, isn’t she? Rarely is the combination of good looks, slim build, skin tone and rack size/quality quite so ideal. I’m always amazed looking at the higher resolution shots and never being able to find the usual giveaways of macromastia or gigantomastia on her monolithic mammaries… just pure, wonderful breasts on a woman with such sweet eyes and silky porcelain skin.
I particularly like the side-on shots here. Seeing big boobs from the front is all well and good but it’s the lesser-used side profile snaps that really reveal just how much glorious girth the supercupsize models are carrying around in those special-order brasseries, contrasting with their body shape. When they clearly jut out so bounteously, accentuated by a slender build, it’s a joy to behold.
Yep, Abbi is one of the very best, a jewel in the crown if you will. Such a shame women like her are so hard to find in real life for real relationships.
I know it doesn’t matter, but I wonder what her bra size is