Jordan Carver
Well, our game of “Who’s the skinny chick with the big tits?” has drawn to a close with our secretive slim and stacked girl of the mystery mamms at last revealing all (well, not quite) in her debut at the PinUpFiles site…
…guesses ranged from Denise Milani to Jana Defi to Bedazzled5 (but, to be honest, I’d already discounted the first two since they already appear on the site, but it is rather nice to fine someone who knows their busty ImLive girls). However, most of you got it right in saying that the obfuscated girl with G-cup juggs showing sideboob in the sexy sidewinder shot teaser was none other than Jordan Carver. And so, in celebration of her well-endowed arrival on the big boobs busty pinup files scene, here are a few preview photos of gorgeous 34G Jordan Carver from PinUpFiles.com:
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January 20th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
All this hype and then no nude? Weak!!!
January 20th, 2010 at 6:12 pm
The thing to watch is if she’ll be another Denise Milani (no nude, but hot as hell), or a Dana Hamm or Jana Defi/Maria Swan (start off as no nude, but gradually converted to topless).
January 20th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Lame as hell. Hot girl, great bod, awesome tits. But tease shots are BS. Who needs another Denise Milani?
January 20th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
wow beautiful woman! do you want to marry me?
January 20th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Yeah, she prolly thinks she’s Denise Milani, and if so, to hell with her too.
January 20th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
What a fuckin’ tease…
January 20th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
agree, all hype….. “where’s the beef?”
January 20th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Is there anything to indicate if the shapely Jordan’s curves are natural, or has she paid a visit to the “carver” in order to obtain that fulsome bust? If they are implants, they’ve been rather nicely done. If they are natural, they almost beggar belief, being so high and firm.
January 20th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Seems like another Denise Milani–smoking hot, incredible tits, but won’t show. If she charges for her site and doesn’t show anything….FAIL.
January 21st, 2010 at 12:50 am
Can you really use the term “well endowed” when dealing with obvious implants? How about “expensively manufactured”?
She’s hot though, just wish the recent hype was for someone who didn’t just have a good doctor/airbrusher.
January 21st, 2010 at 1:32 am
I think they actually airbrushed her nipples out of pic 8, just unbelieveable.
January 21st, 2010 at 3:00 am
Yeah to be honest, I’m tired of the hype that is pinupfiles as well.
January 21st, 2010 at 3:01 am
I like Jordan. She’s somewhat enhanced, yes, but shows signs of being WAY busty before she even handed money to her doctor. And what a butt. She reminds me (in a very good way) of Denise Milani.
Great smile too!
Thanks, Hugey.
January 21st, 2010 at 3:04 am
Whoops… I’m so sorry. Thanks, REESE!
Yeesh.
Guess I got distracted.
January 21st, 2010 at 5:28 am
Those proportions are fucking insane. Seriously, the Tits-to-waist ratio…even just the waist alone is ridiculous. I call Photoshop.
She’s a lovely girl but once again (as with Racel Aldana), so much fucking retouching makes her impossible to believe in, even if she is all natural in real life. I know a lot of guys like the super-fantasy chick, but even absurdly-proportioned Anya/Merilyn does both slick stuff and more candid shots where you can actually see it’s her.
January 21st, 2010 at 7:26 am
tasty! she looks like a bigger boobed, pretty version of Lucy Pinder.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:05 am
It’s really kinda pointless and annoying when a glamour model will show this much flesh, but still insist on covering up her nipples.
I mean, really, what’s the point? If you’re going to show that much, then why not go the teeny tiny little step further, and take your hand off your boob and let us have a looky-see what’s underneath?
For those who say it’s nice to be teased, rather than having flesh simply thrust right down your throat, sure, I can agree… up to point… It’s only nice to be teased if there’s a nice treat at the end, to reward us for our patience. To tease us and then walk away is the “bad” kind of teasing. Very annoying and not attractive.
It does not make me want to sign up to the site — so surely a failure in its intentions?
On a second note, what’s with all the airbrushing? Again, pointless and annoying? Can’t you just show us the REAL woman?
(I can’t stand to look at recent pictures of Chloe Vevrier for this reason — she used to be one of my favourite glamour models back in the day, and I’m sure if I saw an un-edited recent picture of her, I’d still fancy her. But her latest pictures just make me shrivel in horror.)
January 21st, 2010 at 8:12 am
Not to be too hard on the girl but, everyone knows I am the stacked and skinny purest and I will not stand for any nonsense.
Why is she not showing her nipples or under breast/rib area? Is she affraid that she will expose her true talent? The talent to go under the knife hide the fact for ages until she has had the exposure, then never reveal the fact that she definitely has had a helping-hand. Sorry I am convinced
January 21st, 2010 at 8:14 am
That woman has an absolutely perfect body, I can’t wait to see more of her.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:59 am
I agree if it’s no nude then it’s boring and not even worth doing.
January 21st, 2010 at 9:15 am
Beautiful woman but far to thin!
January 21st, 2010 at 12:22 pm
fake as fake can be, not cool.
January 21st, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Photoshop Fake Bullshit!
January 21st, 2010 at 2:26 pm
That’s all we need….another Denise Milani. Boring! And something about the boobs look fake unfortunately.
January 21st, 2010 at 2:45 pm
so what who cares she is gawjus you think you can find more?
January 21st, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Nope sorry. NEXT…………….
January 21st, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Nice to see someone slim on here though instead of all the huge fat ones we normally see.
January 21st, 2010 at 5:58 pm
It is sad for us that we don’t get to see more
but on the otherhand it makes her more classy to not show everything, ok topless wouldn’t hurt though 
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:34 pm
I agree with Mr. Unnatural… I thought something looked funny about that right breast. It surely wasn’t a shadow.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:30 pm
she wont get far. too much plastic, even in her smile. simply annoying. but thx for the pictures tho.
January 24th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
If you look at her photos outside this shoot its obvious that her bust was enhanced…by photoshop. Here in this set as another comment implied maybe she went under the knife since those older photos because these look more real. However I think these must be photoshopped as well. I say WAIT for the VIDEO. if no video ever comes she’s fake in the bust. If a video does come out I’m ready and hopping to be disproved.
January 24th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Image #8 says it all.
January 24th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
I’m afraid that not only can she follow damn Denise Milani in the just-tease career strategy, but has the same kind of boobs as well – fake, but made bigger upon quite big naturals. If you look with attention to the right and left photo on the bottom of the set, you can notice on the downside of the left boob something, that looks like an implant shape under the skin, despite the heavy retouch of the photo.
January 25th, 2010 at 12:16 am
Don’t care what anyone else says I’d fuck her in an instant. She’s bloody gorgeous. Great example of slim n stacked. Keep em coming Reese.
January 29th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
I’m sorry, I’ve been a big breast lover all my life. I have a very firm dislike of implants just as much as the new big boob lover, although I have seen some I did like. This woman though, I firmly believe is natural. whatever PS markings you think you’re seeing, or “implant bags”, I’m pretty sure are non-existent. IF her bust has been photoshopped, they’ve got a damn good digital artist on payroll. Remember, people swore up and down that Jana Defi had implants too and we all know that’s not true now…
Now, as for the whole Denise” the tease” Milani career role, it looks like she may end up taking, it does break my heart to even have the thought come up, but it happens, nothing you can do about it, therefore, no point in bitching.
January 29th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
eerr…I meant ” …next boob lover…”* it’s almost 8am, time for me to get some rest, oy.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:33 am
Wolf, and others, when people suggest fake, it includes photoshoped #8 is for certain. Look, the nipples are missing. The size of her breasts vary a great deal from pic to pic, that is the greatest sign of ph enhanced size. I do agree however that she is likely real, or rather doesn’t have implants in real life, but one cannot tell from these photos for sure.
February 7th, 2010 at 12:47 am
I think shes all natural. Well i hope she is anyway, but u cant see her nips because they are set high on her breast like some other models(think Diora Baird, and shes all-natural). So yes I would love to see her completely nude but shes just a treat to look at ad i like the mystery in the tease anyhow. Its like a strip club some guys hate they cant take the woman home and bone her but loves to look at her body nude. We should just be honored to even see her on our computer screens, to be honest.
February 7th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Even worse than her tight, high profile implants is the buttock implants.
They are practically stretching through her skin they’re so obvious.
I’m so bored with Pin Up Files and their fake, over photo-shopped models.
Wondering if the guy running the place doesn’t even like women too much.
Real women are such beautiful creatures it’s insulting to the entire male race to serve up this plastic fakery.
Hugh thumbs down for Jordan “Manufactured” Carver, nothing but a very skinny chick with a double dose of silicone front and back.
February 27th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
She’s natural. Yeah, right.
March 25th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
[...] Despite my silence, I wasn’t ignoring them. Quite to the contrary, as I’d visited her personal Dana Hamm Online site right after receiving the first request. However, I feared that her inclusion would likely spark another Jordan Carver or Denise Milani incident wherein we got loads of comments mostly complaining about these beautiful busty girls not showing their nipples with the sole similarly styled busty supermodel to largely escape derision over not fully baring her breasts in totally topless photos having been Lucy Pinder (if I recall correctly). [...]
January 23rd, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Jordan Carver has fake boobs. They have been worked on, but how much work was done would require pictures of her youth. If you examine the thousands of pictures closely you can see specific characteristics of modifications which cause the breast not to act naturally to her position when the picture was taken. She is no different than Denise Milani who is now showing signs of her age and the work done her body previously.
February 15th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
pretty but weird how wide her waist is for hips that are so small.
March 4th, 2011 at 12:08 am
“Breast implants tend to remain stationary and hold their shape, even when a woman lies flat on her back.”
“If a pair of breasts look firm like toned muscle or the skin looks tight like a balloon, you are surely looking at a pair of falsies.”
“the nipples are pointing in different directions, the breasts are spaced too far apart or they are seriously disproportional to the woman’s body…”
Fake boobs often have tell tale scars.
Real boobs jiggle. Real boobs float. Real boobs sag (eventually).
If none of this matters, enjoy the view.
I prefer real. Size is ALMOST secondary but against REAL – non-negotiable.
I fully support cosmetic surgery for health reasons. And I support cosmetic surgery which corrects deformities. But, cosmetic surgery for vanity or worse, “because my boyfriend likes me better this way”. Certainly, don’t do it for HIM, do it for you, if you’re going to do it at all. Boyfriends come and go. Cosmetic surgery and its after effects are FOREVER. I may never find the perfect woman physically, but, I’ve been married 26 yrs now. Not a marriage made in heaven. But, I’ve done far worse. I’m not Mr Perfect not looking for Mrs Perfect women like Anorei, Nadine, Alicia, Micky, Maria suit me fine.
Denise and Jordan waste my time and would love to waste my money.
Won’t happen. My two cents.
September 16th, 2011 at 5:12 am
She is one, hot piece of ass. Superbabe category for sure.