Having suffered the dubious distinction of contributing one sexual definition to the esteemed Urban Dictionary, I often find myself consulting said modern slang reference in search of appropriate boob blog titles. Such was the case today in attempting to describe luscious 32L Rachel Aldana’s Red Sweater series when, beneath a non-comma delineated list of tits boobs breasts jugs fun bags titties knockers hooters rack melons cans ta-tas gazongas sweater puppies breast boobies mams yams bazongas whoppers titty knobs nips mountains torpedoes tit pumpkins tetons tig ol bitties pillows chesticles milk bags lactoids & funbags *phew*, I found their urban definition of trusted old standby sweater meat as being a sexual slang street term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool (that’s getting overly specific, isn’t it?) or, alternatively, just large breasts without any clothing qualification whatsoever.
However, upon examining the curious link cloud located conveniently above the urban slang dictionary entries, I also noticed another rather cute tits in tops term that I’d not encountered before – sweater puppies – which were defined as either perky tits under a sweater or large, firm breasts. The two definitions seemed at odds with each other, not unlike cleave (from whence we get cleavage when there’s not a Wonderbra about) which can mean either to cling together or split asunder, which left me likewise at odds for a boob blog title. While her luxuriously full L-cups certainly qualified Rachel as having extremely large breasts by most big boob lovers’ conceptions, I’m just not so sure one would refer to L-cup breasts as perky tits, firm and full though they may be (although one wonders what an L-cup Wonderbra would do for her already colossal cleavage should such wonder of a bra even exist!).
And so at a loss as I so often am, I took the coward’s way out and offered both titular large tits in tops terms as a mammary manner of resolving my cleavage conundrum without even stopping to ponder whether an extremely busty girl showing cleavage would even qualify as having either sweater meat or sweater puppies since her huge tits aren’t covered completely (oh, bugger, now I have). Thus, leaving you to decide how to describe L-cup tits in tight tops, here’s ever lovely 32L Rachel Aldana showing off her huge boobs both in and out of of her sexy cleavage revealing red sweater in photos and videos that come courtesy of her very own RachelAldana.com:
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