The annoying thing about watching the Super Bowl here in the UK is that, because the BBC is commercial free, we don’t get to enjoy all the amazing halftime ads making their debut in that most expensive slot (and, not being a big football fan, watching the adverts was always my primary motivation for doing so). Thus, it wasn’t until a link popped up in my boob mail inbox this morning proclaiming Teleflora Supports Love of Large Breasts that I saw their new Your Rack is Unreal ad wherein a lovelorn lad sitting in a sound studio solicits the assistance of Faith Hill in composing a Valentine’s Day e-card for his paramour because his heart told him to do so. “And wouldn’t we all love to tell our girlfriends on Valentine’s Day that what we really love about them isn’t their sweet personality but their gigantic, pendulous breasts that give us endless pleasure?” asks the accompanying article, as if we should find this far less than erotic expression of lust offensive in some way.
Now, I may be in the massive mammaries minority here, but is telling your extra busty girlfriend you love her big tits not romantic enough? Granted, I suppose the ad’s huge hooters loving anti-hero could have gone on to expound upon his affections beyond his objet d’amour’s most obvious anatomical assets, perhaps proclaiming his undying lust for what lies deep within his well-endowed woman (and, no, I’m not talking about her sexy cervix, either, although I did make a girl’s day once when I’d remarked that she had a cute one) since it’s intrinsically implied his big boobs Valentine wouldn’t find the fact her large breast loving boyfriend is attracted to her big tits touching in the least.
For me, this reciprocally sexist ad merely exemplifies the blatant sexual inequality of a growing gender gap. After all, what red-blooded male would ever be offended by a greeting card from a girl expressing her admiration for his enormous endowment? Ah, but just try going up to some super stacked babe with giant tits to compliment her colossal cleavage any you may well be in for a slap in the face (and not with her huge boobs, as that would be okay)! It’s just not fair. On the other hand, I also find it unfair this sexually offensive advertisement tars all females with the same Puritanical brush. Being one to have written some rather saucy Valentine’s sentiments for my loved one in the past, I can say with the confidence of experience that there are some girls who like to hear how sexy you think they are, regardless of the depths of the explicit, graphic detail into which you may plunge whilst waxing poetic upon her curvaceous charms! So, yes, there is hope. ;~)
Sorry for the extended ad rant today but, speaking of huge, pendulous breasts as we have been thus far, it would be “udderly” remiss of me not to offer some super busty voluptuous visual erotica to accompany my massive mammary gland missive. And who better to bring this big boobs ballyhoo to a close than amply stunning as well as anatomically amazing Abbi Secraa nee Nelli Roono, whose big beautiful bosom last crossed our cleavage craving paths by voluptuous virtue of her most sensual sequel to Snakes on a Plane? With her unbelievably big boobs in a see-through mesh top (heh, I’d be willing to bet she wouldn’t take “your rack is unreal” to be an offensive sentiment whatsoever!), here’s gorgeous gigantomastia goddess Abbi Secraa of AbbiSecraa.com…
…but far be it from me to leave this exceptionally well-endowed woman with one tit hanging out of her top breast pressed against glass nipple pancaking flat as said verb’s eponymous foodstuff whilst an adorable doe-eyed deer in the headlights expression crosses her sexy blonde face when we can see both of her gigantic tits topless in video form as well! And so, showing substantial sideboob in an extra low-cut plunge neckline extreme cleavage revealing dress feeling herself up with both hands under her top for a massive breast self-massage before getting up on her hands and knees topless with huge, hanging boobs swaying to and fro in a big tits hypnotic mammary gland manner, here’s former Nelli Roono but now Abbi Secraa in videos from AbbiSecraa.com:
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