Phone Sex

Does anyone do phone-sex any longer?

What with Skype (which tends to be referred to getting or receiving a call, in this house, which says quite a lot), I just don’t know if they do.

And of course there’s texting, instant messaging, FaceTime and what-have-you, too. Is that the new phone sex? I suppose it is.

Not everyone moves with technology. I know some people that only have a land-line and some that still have a phones with an actual dial.
For younger readers, HERE is a Rotary dial telephone.

Floridian Alana Lace is but 21 years old (so I am informed) and yet still appears to be using an old-fashioned looking telephone. I believe that that is not an actual dial, but a push-button one, disguised as dial equipment.
SO, why do we still use the term dial when referring to making a call? That’s got to confuse certain demographics.

38 F-cup Alana is bringing herself off, whilst on the telephone. She is using the reciever as if it were a cock between her tits as she does so.

There is no way that the person at the other end of the line (there’s another term that doesn’t really make sense any longer. For cell-phones anyway, but we still use it) can hear all that may be going on – sweaty, screaming, wet-twatted masturbation – with the equipment smothered by Alana’s huge boobs.

Squashed between her massive mammaries, deafened by her teriffic tits. A dream come true, if that were to happen to your cock, or even your face. Smothered and covered by enormous knockers.

Until that happens, we can but imagine what it might be like to get such a tit-tastic telephe call.



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  1. As far as phonesex goes, here in the United States some cable tv channels run ads for ‘party lines’ during the evening late night hours. And mags like Hustler and Club still have fifteen or so pages of ads many of which are phone sex in the back of the magazine. The profit margin is pretty high if you charge five dollars a minute like some claim to do in the ads.

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