I love living in Britain. For one thing, they’re not afraid to show bare breasts in the largest-circulation daily newspaper in the UK: The Sun. Yes, every morning, their infamous “Page 3” spread brings a new pair of boobs to the family breakfast table (granted, they’re usually too small for my tastes, but what’cha gonna do?). For another, the Brits aren’t averse to featuring naked knockers in their product adverts.
Case in point, the new on-line advertisement at shockabsorber.co.uk: If you go to their bounce-o-meter comparison page, you can see the dynamics of breasts in varying degrees of strenuous physical activity (but, alas, fucking’s not one of them). And big kudos to them for including everything from an A-cup to a G-cup in their scientific analyses, with the larger of the two travelling up to 14cm per bounce!
Of course, all of this is in an effort to promote their new Shock Absorber line of sports bras by demonstrating their benefits over those of their competitors. But, let’s be honest here, whatever could compete with bare breasts? As for me, I just went there to see the big bouncing boobies:
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