Remember back when I was talking about tit-wank/blow-jobs? I’ve just learned that the do-it-yourself wanker can now enjoy this exquisite combination solo, thanks to the innovative new “Titty Blow Masturbator“! Sporting a pair of breasts squeezed up against a mouth-like orifice, this device supposedly simulates the experience. However, the tit-bits are disproportionately small and, as one reviewer put it, “create the ecstasy-inducing sensation of extra chunks of plastic somewhere in the vicinity of your testicles.” Appealing, that.
No, if I’m opting for a quiet evening of synthetic sex, I’d want something far more convincing (not to mention well-endowed). Enter the “Real Doll“, with its steel-jointed PVC skeleton and “realistic-feeling” silicone rubber flesh. Each life-sized doll is custom-made and tailored to your tastes, with bust sizes ranging from 34A to 42H. The mamm-tastic, plastic friend pictured here can be yours for the low, low price of just $6,499…
…then again, for that amount of money you could get yourself some really nice implants! And not to worry if you don’t have breasts of your own, as there are plenty of deserving women clamouring to be the willing recipients of your generosity. MyFreeImplants.com has taken up the charitable work of connecting ladies who want bigger boobs with the gents who desire the same (yet, for some reason, are unwilling to enter the transgendered community by undergoing the surgical procedure themselves).
This sounds suspiciously like the commercialization of an idea that hit the ‘net a couple of years ago: A 24-year-old college girl named Michel desperately wanted to enhance her endowments, but lacked the $4,500 needed for the op…so she did what any sensible person in her position would do – she started a website! GiveBoobs.com told the heartrending story of Michel’s A-cup affliction, soliciting sympathy in the form of donations toward a boob job. The world took pity on her and, six months later, she swelled to a 34C.
A disappointing end to the tale, I know, as I’d have gone at least several cup sizes bigger. Seems a waste. Even moreso when you consider that, if she’d simply joined the armed forces, she could’ve had them done for free! But alas. Remind me, if I’m ever feeling generous in the future, to direct my efforts toward a more worthwhile breast-centric cause.
I’m on MYFREEIMPLANTS.COM, and I love that site.. The Webmaster’s are smart guys.. Your just jealous you did’nt think of it first ;).. It’s not only used for getting breast.. I have met some very good guys/girls on that site. Everyone seems to love the site that has visited it, ( have you??) and the guys who have donated are just people who like the “armed forced” you mentioned.. who want to help!! Oh… BYT probably more than 1/2 the guys who have donated to me are in a branch of the Armed forces.. So write about that, about how they spend there hard earnrd money helping a girl get breast implants, and not donating to the Susan fund ( Breast cancer fund).. Yes, I have donated to the breat cancer fund myself, and have walked a mile in memory of my mother, who was diagnosed in 95′, and is a survivor.. But before you continue to bash Boob-job sites.. I think you should spend some time on MYFREEIMPLANTS.COM.. read some of the ladies stories, dont just look at the pictures… do your research right!. Some I agree are in it just for breast implants, but then you run into women like myself, that have 2 kids, and need a little help w/ both money for surgery, and help from a doctor to reverse what pregnancy does to your breast.. Ever been pregnant?? Do u have a wife/gf that has kids?? If not then SHUT UP!!, if so ask her, if she had a to choose would she get a lift/implants or would she just silently hate her own body, and if she say she wouldnt .. She is lying to you! We all want our body back after babies.. And I’m not ashamed to say I’am one of the millions out there whom feel that way.. I want my pre-pregnancy breast back, and thats MY choice not yours. Its wrong of you to even bash the site.. Those guys work hard to set up the site, promote, and what ever else those wonderful guys do. Have you or your site ever made a girl feel good about themselfs?
So go ahead visit my site, Look for me ~Christina~… I think you’ll be surprised, and get to know the webmaster’s site your bashing… They are great people, not some petifile/pervert that just wants to see some T & A, they have already helped me way more than I could ever imagine. Selfesteem is the main goal of the site, but some of the girls are making it like a min-porn site, by offering videos/pictures for a price.. Now thats not my deal.. I just put my pic up, and people started to donate ( they donate in 2 ways.. in case you havent entered the site, which it sound’s like you have’nt) 1. by messaging me, or 2. personal donation… BTY I’am the top winning ( money wise) girl on the site… I already have around $160. maybe a little less.
So next time… Take the money it took to post theis web-site, or a portion) and donate to the Suan K. Fund… it will make you feel better, and sleep better. And leave my site alone…
MYFREEIMPLANTS.COM….. ~Christina~… Check it out!! Even if you dont donate, its worth the visit..
P.s … Giveboobs.com was geniuos!! She got what see wanted, and your pissed at that… HATER!!!
Christina~
Hmmm, methinks someone has misinterpreted me. I wasn’t bashing your website at all, I was merely rather bemused by the concept and so decided to share it. The fact that they were able to help you is great, and yours is an splendid testimonial for the work they’re doing. However, was it really necessary to then attack me with a barrage of pointed questions? And do you really want the answers?! Because here they are…
Yes, I have a wife and two kids and, yes, I am well aware of the impact pregnancy can have on one’s breasts. During pregnancy, my wife ballooned up to an E-cup from her humble B, and then deflated significantly after breastfeeding. She got her breast implants three years ago, to restore herself to the size she’d become accustomed to, and is now a quite natural-looking 36F.
Has this site ever made girls feel good about themselves? Well, you’ve obviously not read my recent post about the lovely letter I received from a reader of my weblog just yesterday morning. In addition to my post, I also sent her a more personal reply. A response from her this morning indicating that she’d regained her feelings of self-confidence and sexiness.
You tell me to take the money it took to post this website and donate it, but were you aware that this site itself already supports a charity? My wife & I both run the “VixPix – Tits Out for MS” website, from which all proceeds go directly to the Multiple Sclerosis Resource Centre. We personally donate all of the time and money necessary to host, manage and publicize the site, and have so far raised over £5,000 (about $10,000US) in our efforts.
You call me a “hater” regarding what I consider an amusing commentary to entertain readers and point out some of the best breast-related sites I’ve found, but are you aware that any press, be it positive or negative, is good press? Even when my wife’s charity website received the occasional negative review, the donations still came pouring in. Perhaps the same will happen with MyFreeImplants.com because of it’s mention here – who knows?
Calm down,
~Reese! :~)
P.S. I’ve also been through the heartbreak of breast cancer in my family and supported someone day and night through their chemotherapy sessions. Any further questions?
Wow Reese, sorry about Christina’s over-reaction there! BTW, I’m the owner of MyFreeImplants.com, so thanks for linking to us! As you can see the girls over at MFI can get pretty passionate about their boobs :)
Thanks for all the great posts on this here blog, great work, keep it up!
No worries, Jason. I can certainly understand someone being passionate about breasts! ;~)
Thanks for your comments, and thanks for helping to make the world a bustier place!
~Reese! :~)