Faith vs The Rampant Rabbit
No, I’m not talking about the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannor who decapitates its victims with nasty, big, pointy teeth; vicious vorpal bunny who cannot be vanquished save for The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Rather, I’m referring to a popular brand of the alternative vaginal pleasure probe that is the vibrator. But as my exposure to said sexual organ substitute is limited to it being used as a supplement for single-entry double-penetration when there’s not another proper penis about, I shall defer to our resident expert Vix (who informs me that it’s now illegal to promote such “obscene devices” over in the ‘States) to elucidate on today’s topic…
“Being a late starter at wanking, my first vibrator was a surprise to me. My partner had gone away for a few days and on his return, he looked in the drawer under the bed and pulled out a huge pink phallus, with veins and crinkly testes, which had a note on it : “Hope you’re thinking of me” it said, in his handwriting.
“He was miffed. It was unused. I did not know the drawer existed and even if I had, I would not have known if that was intended for me.
“I was 17. The thing was hideous. Like a bad Dr Who monster. I had previously told the man that I did not like “pretend penis” type toys.
“I had to use it in front of him. It smelled like rubber. It made a lot of noise. It stuck to my labia and turned me outside-in.
“When I finally left him, I also left the fowl phallus.
“My first own purchase was one of the 8″ white, ribbed “non doctor” varieties. Easy clean, non smell, non stick. For the longest time i used it switched off. (After all, I reasoned, cocks don’t vibrate) I would be having a wank, alone, and when I was nearing orgasm, I would fill myself up with it, so as to have something to contract against. Despite my consternation, this is not a bad thing. I had thought that maybe something rigid might prove uncomfortable to clench against. It was not.
“Moving on in life, I am advised that the best way to test the vibration of a masturbation device, is to switch it on and lightly touch it to the very tip of your nose. This is a ploy I now use whenever purchasing such a thing.
“I now own a huge vibrator which is kinda penis shaped but not like a ‘replica’ It is rechargeable, has varying speeds and a very slippy-slidey texture. Still smells of rubber, though.
“Also, I now know to use lube and am not scared of using the buzz. If lightly moved around the vulva it will soon get me going. Then against my clit - not long before I am ramming myself with it. Pressure remaining against my clitoris, with the shaft of the thing, it’s tip now against my g-spot.
“The only time it is better is if Reese is here to slip in, alongside. Seems to make him cum fairly quickly, in that event, too.”
…and she’s not aling in finding function for the mechanical male member, as it seems our G-cup goddess Faith of FaithExposed is an avid fan of the faux phallus as well! Hmm, I wonder if she and her faceless Prince have ever tried the DVP thing with it? Since the pair have remained distinctly monogamous thus far in their hardcore careers, it’d probably be the only opportunity we’d have to see Faith’s pussy pierced by two penii. Until that time, we’ll just have to be content with her solo sessions at FaithExposed.com…
…but back to the Rampant Rabbit - vibrating vaginal & clitoral stimulator extraordinaire - I’m not surprised to find that Faith is not without one of these in her toy box, too! However, I am surprised that, judging by her videos, it appears to be one of the bog-standard original models without all of the new-fangled fancy features they’ve got now.
You’d think that, with her growing popularity as a big boobs hardcore queen, she’d invest in one of their pimped-out, high-tech RR Thrusters to play with (although I did find the demo video rather intimidating, leaving me feel obsolete as a male of the species and wondering why we hadn’t evolved with frantic little flapping fingers just below our pubic bones). :~(
Alas, I suppose I should feel fortunate that watching women wank remains a major turn-on for me, as that’s probably the only pleasure I’m gonna get until genetic engineering advances to the point of providing me with a built-in clit tickler. To that end, here’s Faith enjoying her anatomically-superior beaver bunny, from FaithExposed.com:
October 25th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
Pfff is it suddenly getting hot in here? Mama mia
Ya gotta love Faith
October 26th, 2006 at 4:30 am
Faith is not looking well. Is something wrong?
October 26th, 2006 at 8:14 am
THIS is why Faith is in my top three… if not top one! She is fucking hot, sexy, dity, amazing body, the best tits ever… all that. Love her to pieces. I just hope this new video does not set a trend on her XXX site- I am one of those perves who would prefer to see her with a real dick.
October 26th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Faith is looking very sexy to me here, especially those vids. She is heating it up and bringing sexy back. Faith you are gorgeous and your bo is a lucky man.
October 26th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Thanks Reese!
One of the hottest pic series’ yet.
October 27th, 2006 at 10:30 am
FaithExposed cannot join?
October 27th, 2006 at 11:53 am
Should die prince’s website^^
October 28th, 2006 at 6:35 am
Faith wasn’t on my radar but she has definitely come into her own now. These clips are a little bit special. And she has got great tits. she is now in my top three.
October 29th, 2006 at 4:30 am
Faith has never done all that much for me but I have to say the last six or seven photos in this set were HOT! Must be latent Spring Fever left over from last season…she’s starting to look really good…
October 31st, 2006 at 1:29 pm
BTW, it’s not illegal in the entirety of the U.S. to promote sex toys. The law only applies to the ass-backward, fucked up state of Texas.
November 2nd, 2006 at 7:15 am
hello faith! you got me cum again and again with your new video. you are really,really delicious.hope to see you with some new videos with your busty girlfriends. keep it up!
November 9th, 2006 at 11:51 am
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November 26th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
omg! i actually bought this toy for my partner about 2 weeks ago…shes a bit scared to use it, but give it a while… haha
November 24th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
heya ur sexy
April 24th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
faith is so hot id luv 2 fuck her hard until she screams then play with her huge tits x
May 26th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Reese
But anyways. Faith your awsome and Absolutly gorgeous. Hellooooooooooooo Nurse!!!
i bought the same one for my now wife a little over a year ago. she has since unsed it alot and is now needing a new one. Oh yeah and I bought it in her favorite color. Purple. and when she uses it its so hot. Just too bad she isn’t into the porn business really. Otherwise she would look great showing off her now 32e. I love her.