Abbi Secraa – The Sound of Two Tits Clapping

What is the sound of two tits clapping? Indeed, this is one of those deep, philosophical questions which has plagued mankind for centuries, and it wasn’t until the emergence of moobs that we, as men, could even dare to hope answer this inquiry for ourselves. But, alas, why rely upon such an aberrant anatomical development, such a bad genetic joke, to rule and hold sway over our collective curious nature when we mere male members of the human species need only call upon adequately well-endowed woman-kind in order to help resolve this riddle of huge rack resonance, this consonant colossal cleavage conundrum, once and for all?

No, this is just getting too silly. I’d best stop before I get carried away and instead shift my big breast fetish focus to something more down to Earth before I go all metaphysical on massive mammaries. Besides, since we’re on the subject of Abbi Secraa today, it strikes me that I’ve never shown you my all time favourite Abbi Secraa / Nelli Roono photo! Sure, it’s been lurking in my sidebar as a link to her site for some time, but I’ve never given you the whole picture. Thus, the extra sexy, beautiful, blonde and super busty girl who inspired me to fit virginal breast hypertrophy into a poem, here’s our exceedingly ample and adorable Abbi Secraa from AbbiSecraa.com

My favorite photo of Abbi Secraa / Nelli Roono is a busty blonde with big boobs in a bra shot from AbbiSecraa.com

…rather shocking that would be my favourite, innit? I mean, not only is she not fully nude, but we don’t even see her gigantic tits topless! It’s just some sexy blonde girl with really big boobs in a bra, far too soft in core compared with the sort of things I’m normally attracted to. Maybe it’s the demure yet sensual look in her sexy blue eyes, or the winsome way her flaxen blonde locks cascade over breast flesh and sneak into cleavage, or how her big bra strap goes gaping above bountiful boobage as it struggles to support, nay, strains to contain, the excessive heavy weight of her most massive breasts below. Meh, who can say, really? Tits a worry, to be sure.

Anyway, my problem with finding such a far from naked over the shoulder boulder holder shot so extremely sexy aside, let’s get on back to the far less troublesome titular issue of this blog, which is actually no trouble at all since Abbi herself found it rather easy to answer our what is the sound of two tits clapping question in a brief boob slapping erotic interlude to her Sensual Evening Pleasure video from AbbiSecraa.com

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…but, while giant boobs bouncing audibly against slim and stacked, slender body might provide some extra large natural breast lovers pleasure (as well as to serve as a sonic solution to our trouble with tits clapping), what’s in it for Abbi? Well, as mentioned above, ^that^ was meant more in the manner of a massive mammary movie intermission, since the rest of this film leaves our busty blonde goddess of unbelievably big boobs to play with her nipples and areolas to explore even more sensual breast self-pleasuring options in her new Abbi Secraa video from AbbiSecraa.com:

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11 thoughts on “Abbi Secraa – The Sound of Two Tits Clapping”

  1. Outstanding! I’ve been pondering this issue for some time, limited only to photographs. I often practice my one-hand-clap technique using Abbi’s photos. Thank you for clearing up the mystery and I hope all the other brothers in the monastery enjoy this as much as I did.

  2. “always found her attractive and her boobs rule, but MAN are her videos boring.”

    I always thought that of Rachel Aldana, who could learn a lot from Abbi on how to tease her audience instead of just standing there doing nothing.

  3. In regards to the unique clap sound, If i decide to watch porn of any kind, I somtimes takes ages looking for a huge natural boobs video, with the model making enough movement for the tits clapping sound. I love it aha, boob movement is a big thing for me :] cheers!

  4. I’m always impressed with Abbi, no matter what the dissenters say. Her chest-enveloping naturals never look saggy: they’re always plump, juicy and ripe looking, with pronounced beautiful nipples. Not to mention she herself is so sweet and pretty too.

  5. Nice video. As many have said, its great to see a video with a little more interest. Not just a video of a really hot potted plant.

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