Different people do a lot of different things to make their lives more exciting and memorable. For some, it’s taking a world cruise, going on an African safari or swimming with dolphins. Others with more extreme sports tastes might prefer to be mountaineering in the Himalayas, nude skydiving, bungee jumping, sub-aquatic spelunking or swimming with sharks. For me, my own personal preference in leisure activities to make my life more fulfilling falls far closer to home in the respect that there’s truly nothing I would rather do than to have a good orgasm and, as my sexual history bears witness, the sublime sensual sensations of cumming in the hands (or mouth or tits or pussy) of a gorgeous girl remain amongst my fondest memories of all…
…and so, apologies for troubling you all once again with endless anecdotes from my own personal sex life, but I had THE MOST AMAZING ORGASM the other weekend and simply had to share the sordid details with someone. Those of you who know me well will no doubt be well aware of my incessant and verbose beatification of blowjobs as providing the ultimate orgasms but, in this particular case, it was but a humble handjob which afforded me the ultimate sexual ecstasy. But, as is my manner, there’s a long & rambling tale leading up to the cum-soaked conclusion consummating the erotic encounter to which I refer; one which I shall trouble you with forthwith:
A couple of weeks ago, my good mate Mike – Ctexsins Chelle’s wonderful webmaster and doting husband – asked if Vix & I could shoot a few photos of the pair of us perving over Chelle’s spread in Gent Magazine. ‘Twas not an easy task to schedule, what with me blogging big boobs all the time and Vix wrapped up in site admin but, one recent lazy Saturday afternoon, we decided it was high time we give it a go. So we settled down into the bed with me naked and Vix in her shiny white robe, fetched out the autographed copy of Chelle’s issue of Gent lurking beneath the bed, turned to page 34 and began gazing upon the gorgeous G-cup glamour that is Ctexsins Chelle with an aim of snapping some pervy pics in the process.
During the shoot I kept one hand on my video camera’s remote ready to snap photos. My other hand was surreptitiously on my crotch as I started stroking my cock, inadvertently masturbating beneath the covers. Noting my porn induced perversity – the bulge in the bed sheets being quite painfully obvious by now – Vix then stripped me of my modesty concealing bed clothes to get a better look at what I was doing. She watched me wanking but for a moment before casually reaching over to offer my impromptu handjob a helping hand by massaging my cock and balls most seductively. Deferring to the sexual temptation of her talented hand (since masturbation so much better when it’s someone else’s hand wanking your cock rather than your own Mrs. Palm and her four phallus friendly sisters?), I released my genital grip as Vix began playfully toying with my cock at length, stroking and massaging my manhood as if my penis was her own personal plaything (and, after all, I suppose it is!).
Vix then stepped her perverse playfulness up a naughty notch by drawing my erect cock toward her open mouth to tease me with thoughts of oral sex, taking my penis precariously close to her half parted lips for a good, long time as if she’s giving me a tantric blowjob (is there even such a thing mentioned in the Kama Sutra?) – the erotic expectation of impending oral sex being excruciating considering how much I enjoy a nice cock sucking – then casting my cock away from her face and letting out this evil laugh before drawing my blood-fuelled beef bayonet back toward her oral orifice once again and licking its swollen tip with her prick teasing tongue.
Her second blowjob tease was even more devious and diabolical than the first! Once again, Vix pulled my penis in close to her mouth, opened her ruby red lips wide and positioned my cock head therein. It was like a game of Milton Bradley’s Operation at first as she carefully turned her head to cast me a sexy pre-blowjob glance in such a manner that my expectant penis never touched the sides (the Operation analogy came quickly to my mind, making me wonder if there’d be an annoying buzz should my she accidentally touch my dick with her lips)! At long last, she closed her mouth around my cock to provide the penile pressure it so craved but, rather than giving me a blowjob, ended up biting my cock between her teeth!!
Ah, the cruelty (should be reported to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cocks, she should). Withdrawing my cock from her mouth – thankfully having released it from her biting grip first so as not to tear its fleshy flange with her sharp incisors – she began casually jacking me off and playing with my penis in her cleavage, her ample breasts resting heavily upon my thighs. Then, for the third and final time, Vix drew my penis toward her moist open mouth – “this’ll be another prick tease,” I thought to myself – but, this time, she actually closed her lips firmly around my swollen shaft and started sucking my dick head hard. Ah, blowjob bliss at last as recounted in this handful of preview photos from Tits-Out.com…
…and that was pretty much it. Although the sublime sexual sensation of feeling her hands, lips, tongue & teeth teasing & pleasing my cock invariably climaxes in an intense oral orgasm every time, I couldn’t cum for lack of concentration – or, more precisely, concentrating on the wrong thing in trying to snap photos with my video camera remote instead of paying adequate attention to Vix’ sexy mouth on my cock – but the personal porn video we shot afterwards more than made up for my temporary impotence!
I laid on the bed nude and, feeling her way up my thigh until her fingertips touched my testicles, Vix flicked my flaccid phallus onto my belly and began stroking its sensitive underside with an open palm, the fingers of her helping hand (or jelqing hand, depending upon the genital goal) extended for a nice long cock massage whilst gently scratching my penis to erection with her fingernails for enhanced erotic stimulation. My hard on now rearing up and ready to go, she closed her fist for a firmer grasp upon my turgid erection.
More casual cock play ensued until Vix took firm hold of my phallus and began jacking me off – occasionally pulling my penis towards her breasts and rubbing my knob end on her erect nipples or scratching the underside of my cock with her fingernails for the frenulum hyperstimulation paramount to the perfect handjob (although flicking my dick flange upward with her thumb as she strokes, a little penis pinch with frenulum flesh between the thumb and forefinger or grazing cock against teeth works a treat as well) – before going back to fucking me with her fist.
However, knowing from her years of experience giving handjobs to the countless cocks she’s forced to cum compressed in her tightly clenched fist – deftly guiding her hand held half cocked pump action sperm cannon to blast ejaculate wheresoever she deigned should get a good semen soaking – Vix was well aware that a circumcised cock like my own needed a little help getting slippy enough to make for an enjoyable hard jacking handjob sans the protection a foreskin affords. She soon released me from her firm genital grip to search for some manner of sexual lubricant and, coming up at a loss for anything that would at least provide a pleasant flavour for the occasional blowjob break to rest her weary dick tugging digits, she instead settled upon just using her own saliva (and I must admit that I adore the slutty cum sexy way she seductively draws her wanking hand up to her half-open mouth and lasciviously licks her outstretched palm for lubrication – rimming her thumb & forefinger clasped in an “OK” gesture (or maybe she’s just hole baiting again) – before returning the deviant digits to their penile perch).
Vix then resumed stroking, ensuring that every last inch of my cock shaft was duly slathered in glistening saliva. Changing positions, she bucked up on her knees and mounted me assertively, straddling my thigh between her legs with one knee in my crotch before pulling my penis into her cleavage and jacking me off between her tits as her bountiful breasts lifted with boobs bouncing in rhythm to every sensual stroke of her sweet hand – the one of which was soon joined by the other in a two-handed handjob stimulating the full length of my swollen cock shaft at once – bending over slightly so I could behold her beautiful big tits dangling above me with Montgomery’s glands engorged and erect nipples pointed temptingly towards my belly.
Looking down upon me from this delightful double handjob with her lips half-parted in a sexy succubus grin – the reason for which soon became evident as she went down on me taking the tip of my cock in her mouth for more lubrication – she started suckling my swollen glans for a bit with her lips locked just below the flange and then withdrawing to lick my dick head and plunge the tip of her tongue into my meatus before beginning to bob her head up & down for an incidental blowjob wherein I nearly lost my load from her repeatedly deep-throating me balls deep in the course of our impromptu oral sex session. Then, rubbing her tits across my thighs as she arose, her head descended downward into my depilated pubic region for yet another cock licking, tracing her tongue rapidly up my frenulum before rearing back and resuming the horny handjob between her boobs.
My balls fit to burst from Vix’ manual ministrations amidst her magnificent mammary glands, I kindly informed her of my imminent orgasm (as is she didn’t already know from the throbbing cock in her hand) secretly hoping to cum in her mouth although, upon hearing my candid cumshot confession, she began teasing my throbbing erection even more intently with her talented oral endowments, withdrawing my meat stick from her mouth and swallowing my precum down her throat with a sensual slurping sound reminiscent of a kiss. Then, once again nestled with hand upon cock within cleavage, Vix asked me to squeeze her tits together and jacked me off energetically, pressing my penis head hard against her areola as the first surge of semen coursed through my seminal vesicle, my cock exploding in intense ejaculation squirting cum on her tits – the pressure of meatus upon breast flesh diffusing its flow – until I witnessed what remained of my spent sperm dribbling down her hand and coming to rest on my shaved pubic mound.
But that’s not the end of the story – not by a long shot (with “long” & “shot” being the operative terms in this sentence) – as, after I’d finished ejaculating on her breasts, Vix just carried on jacking me off even more enthusiastically than when I’d bust my nuts with the cumshot on her tits! Held down by her pussy pressed against my knee (gosh, if only I’d come from Alabama!), I was destined to become a hapless victim of handjob abuse writhing helplessly in a carnal combination of orgasmic ecstasy and agony beneath her voluptuous vise-grip as Vix drained every last drop of semen my balls had to offer until she was certain her cum hungry cock milking escapades had gone well to completion and beyond. She then finished me off by rubbing my cock on her cum-covered tits to spread the semen evenly over her glistening nipples and areolas alike (cool, I think this is the first time I’ve used “glistening” twice in a single big boob blog (erm, wait, that’d make three)).
And lest ye think that this cum on tits cock milking coup de gras got me off the handjob hook, Vix then, without any provocation on my part (that I’m aware of), viciously attacked me with my own jizz – launching an unexpected ejaculate offensive with her semen stained hand summarily rubbing cum on my belly, cum on my chest, cum in my beard, and cum on my face (and, if I had tits of my own, it’d be there, too!) before wiping off the remainder of my sperm-laden sexual emissions liberally onto one of my hairy legs making quite the right sticky sex mess – until she felt that an adequate amount of my anatomical accoutrements were copiously covered in cum.
In retrospect, despite the discomfort of having my man handle manhandled post-cum in the be-all and end-all horniest handjob I’ve ever received – not to mention the subsequent clean-up claiming the lives of countless innocent tissues in light of the preceding cum bath – it turned out to be the most enjoyable and intense orgasm I’ve ever experienced and I would gladly play the willing victim suffering the post-orgasmic cock abuse of such sexually aggressive penis predation should the erotic opportunity of getting another of these phenomenal fantasy handjobs ever arise again amidst my sex life in the foreseeable future. And, as much as I love blowjobs (the intimacy of internal cumshots being a major factor in this), I have to say that I’ve got quite a good horny handjob fetish coming on here with this particular method of phallic foreplay now “cumming” in at a photo finish for first place as a result of this having been without question my favourite external orgasm of all time!
So thanks to Mike & Chelle for their mutual inspiration in asking us to do the pervy pic shoot which subsequently led Vix & I to embark upon what turned out to be an exciting new genital journey for me and, most of all, to the wonderful Vix for her mastery of male masturbation jacking me off to cum on her tits in the ultimate orgasm of my life! Whilst I wistfully reminisce over the agony and the ecstasy of this overextended manual sex session affording as it did a most exquisite mix of pain and pleasure in perfect balance from masturbating me post-ejaculation, here are a few choice clips from the video we shot wherein the lovely Vix lovingly lends my limp dick a helping hand wanking in big boobs handjob videos from Tits-Out.com:
OMG!! Wow You too are the greatest!!!! I hope Mike gets a lunch break today, Little does he know what’s in store for him after reading about your adventure!!!! That was very exciting, and thank you so much for the pictures, and all your support!!!!! Love you both!! XOXO BustyCtexsinChelle
Reese,
You look like the hippy version of Captain haddock! except for the the very sexy woman at the end of your knob! You Lucky bastard!
Reese,
I can’t get the last video to work! The money shot!
Reese, if the sheer column inches of this impassioned, loving blog are to be taken as any indication, that must be one of the most amazing orgasms that not only you, but that any of us would ever have had.
If it isn’t wonderful enough to have a gorgeous busty wife who is more than happy to lend a helping hand while admiring the equally gorgeous busty Chelle, the manner in which Vix induces your orgasm (by way of pressing your cock head into her breast as you start ejaculating) had me in an absolute state of rapture.
The sheer passion and eroticism of your tale has turned this into a minor classic, which I will have to refer to MrsFrankNZ, both for its inherent literary value and as a potential source of inspiration. The sheer possibility of her repeating such an awe-inspiring experience is enough to get the heart beating just a little faster.
A blog to remember. Thank you.
Sam: Thanks for pointing out the broken video link which I’ve subsequently fixed post haste.
Chelle: Thanks so much to you & Mike for hosting Vix’ Fan Club! Hope you got some from him over lunchtime! ;~)
P.S. to Sam: I actually had to ask Vix who Captain Haddock was, upon which she immediately sought him out on Google Images. Personally, I don’t see the resemblance (to which Vix agrees) unless he got seriously hippified but, instead, think he looks more like something illustrated by Gilbert Shelton for The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comics (to which Vix disagrees). Loved Mr. Natural, btw. Keep on truckin’…
Reese, you look like Jesus.
Joey, You got ahead of me with this. I was right about writing the same.
Fucking Jesus … Jesus fucking ! :-)))
WOW!! lucky guy!! nice nice nice!! shit!!
Cool story bro.
He had white horses
And ladies by the score
All dressed in satin
And waiting by the door
Ooooh, what a lucky man he was
Ooooh, what a lucky man he was
Holy Fuck ! That Vix could ruin a guy forever
Reese & Vix,
That last link had me in hand and I came everywhere. Keep up the good work! Reese I wanna do you missus badly!
FrankNZ: Thanks so much for your likewise impassioned response! Would be most curious to hear what MrsFrankNZ has to say upon reading my blog.
Joey & Tomasz: Well aware of the Jesus-like qualities of my appearance from our kids’ classmates at school. They used to call me Jesus all the time – so much so that Vix made me a Sacred Heart T-shirt and, every time they’d do so, I’d open my coat and flash my Sacred Heart and give them the traditional two-finger blessing. :~)
Grawp: Thanks. I should hope so, too, since I spent two weeks wandering back and micro-editing this particular blog entry!
radic: Cool! ELP – a blast from the past!! At least I’ve got a different song now (having been summarily stuck with Me Ears Are Alight playing incessanrly over & over again in me head all day).
Jensen: I know what you’re saying. Any other fuck with another girl after Vix would be… well… a serious sexual disappointment.
Sam: Good luck on the copious cumshot cleanup! Having suffered – or, more accurately, my computer having suffered – the humiliation of being covered in sticky cum as a result of Vix’ early webcam sessions with me mutually masturbating months before we’d actually met face to face, I ultimately invested in a flexible rubber keyboard that I could take into the shower to spray off the semen before my wife caught me wanking with another woman by virtue of the ejaculate evidence! :~o
P.S. to Sam: As for your desire to fuck my wife, you’ll have to ask her yourself…
Would love to feel my big knob spunking up Vix’s beautiful nipples .
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this is the most delicious woman on the planet. those huge full hanging breast cover her entire chest like no others can do. she looks sensitive and erotic…plus shes a redhead and you know how hot they can be. shes a little young but i’d marry her in a heartbeat and enjoy those love pillows for the rest of my days. someone tell her i said it will ya.
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Nice video fap hard
nice work reese you certainly walk the walk ha ha… lucky git…