I was reading an article entitled “World’s Top 50 Famous Boobs” in today’s issue of The Sun – Britain’s largest circulation daily newspaper reputed for its topless Page 3 models providing a healthy dairy dose of big tits each day – and noticed a glaring omission. Whilst they’d included such ever popular big bust beauties as Norma Stitz, Lolo Ferreira, Lucy Pinder, Dolly Parton, Maxi Mounds, Angelina Jolie, Jordan aka Katy Price, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson, Jodie Marsh & Samantha Fox (a favourite source of “stimulus” from my teen years), there was one massive mammary model missing from their top tits toplist, the gorgeous girl who hit the British press big time in 2005 when she was announced as having the biggest boobs in Britain!
Of course, I’m talking about lovely L-cup Rachel Aldana whose record-setting rack really got her noticed, not only within mainstream media circles but by the pervy purveyors of big breast porn as well! Rachel took the high road in this regard and began modelling topless for PinUpFiles a year after her big boob blitz in the press, proving so profoundly popular with big breast lovers that The PinUp folk eventually conceded and gave Rachel her own website. And so, to make up for The Sun’s oversight, I thought I’d dedicate today’s blog to the super busty beauty who should have come in at #1 on their list, luscious 32L Rachel Aldana from RachelAldana.com…
…and, of course, there’s also a complementary video of lovely L-cup Rachel soaping up her huge tits as rivulets of water cascade through her cleavage. So, once again, here’s 32L Rachel Aldana handling her hooters in a hot shower in these videos courtesy of RachelAldana.com:
We just saw Ashley, who is totally loveable, but Rachel is still bigger! The more I see of Rachel the more I am amazed. I am liking this girl SOOO much! Her tits are just HUGE!!! I love her. I’d like to see her measure herself.
I think her time for the shorts to be coming off is soon. She has to be getting really comfortable in front of the camera by now.
The smiling brings out a comforting feeling to the viewer and is really appreciated here, thanks Rachel!
Tony
TOTALLY FREAKIN’ AWESOME! Very Hot Indeedy. I love the wet look. I love to see her smile, it’s very heartwarming yo see. She starting to look comfortable in front of the camera. Rach kinda looks like Lindsey Dawn for a moment. But she tops LDM in any day of the week, dare I say this , even in LDM’s prime. Rach, you can drop the soap in my shower anytime ,Baby. GAWD, I love this woman. :P :)
I can’t believe Paris Hilton is on that list…
I scrolled through that list. I can’t believe Paris Hilton is on there either, along with about half the others. Oh well, “The top…” anything lists are always BS.
Paris was on that list? huh, my brain must have automatically blocked her out.
Not to be too pedantic, but shouldn’t there be some historical breasts in that list? Surely the tits in Venus Di Milo, or Manet’s Olympia count as famous tits.
Yeah Paris is on that list, but just like all the rest: she doesn’t have boobs as big as Rachel!!!! Oh, yeah Rachel, I love that smile! I don’t know which I love more — the HUMONGOUS boob size? or her Youthfulness. Just think, that women up until 22 – 25 still have bust increases. And even beyond. The Suzie Wilden phenomenon, anyone? I’m ready to stay glued on Rachel for a long long time! And contribute some glue too!!
You know she could make a fortune donating eggs to a fertility clinic.
A very varied top 50! i couldn’t decide whether to wank to Samantha Fox’s lovely young teenage baps or Helen Mirren’s lovely saggy granny udders. In the end I jizzed to Helen, it’s the best picture there is of her.
Thank God they called it the “World’s Top 50 Famous Boobs”, as it certainly has nothing to do whatsoever with the “World’s Top 50 Boobs”! I feel a challenge coming on…
My only issue is with the side-ways, sloppy camera action. What gives? Is that some kind of artistic statement or is the dork behind the lens drunk? FYI camera man, Rachel is the art! Please just film her and save your pseudo avant-garde bullshit for another project.
Rachel don’t worry…you are tops on my list !
Rachel Aldana have 34L-cup boobs now i believe!
Maybe they are growing because she is pregnant. Looking at rachel-aldana-shower-03.wmv I notice that her belly is growing huge. The pronounced protrusion and low slung characteristics is typical of pregnancy.
Anybody have the scoop on this new development?
“Maybe they are growing because she is pregnant. Looking at rachel-aldana-shower-03.wmv I notice that her belly is growing huge. The pronounced protrusion and low slung characteristics is typical of pregnancy. Anybody have the scoop on this new development?”
It’s my seed. I was hoping nobody would notice for another month or two.
I had the pleasure of meeting Miss Aldana today and honestly I was a bit miffed.
Yes she is absolutly stunning in person.
I’m not sure if I caught her at a bad time or what, but I just felt a little back handed by her.
Oh well, maybe it’s better I just check her out through the web.
Rich is absolutely right – the cameraman is a dickwad, why is Rachel involved with a jerk like this? He ruins every video he shoots, what a moron. I can’t watch any of the high quality Rachel videos because this douchebag thinks he’s being ‘arty’ by turning the camera at an angle all the time. Why not just go the whole hog and film her upside down? Why not just spin the camera round and round so we can’t actually see what she looks like?
Truly pathetic. Sack him Rachel, he’s costing you money, big time! (In lost customers.)