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You know how I’m always going on about fake lesbian porn? Well, I’ve finally found the genuine article! I was doing research for a blog on the stunning 36F beauty Kathryn ‘Karen’ MacGregor when I stumbled upon “How to Pick Up Girls: A Guide for the Dating Impaired” from Passion Fruit Video. Kathryn, aka Maxine Owen, stars as the film’s flaming femme sex-kitten Sunny, a stark contrast to her self-professed “shy lesbian” personality. She also co-wrote the script with her friend Alpha, sitting on the latter’s bathroom floor whilst stroking her bunny (no, it’s not a euphemism - Alpha really has house bunnies for pets). Alpha, who also directed the film, described the reasoning behind the project…

“It kind of all started with my last documentary, ‘What Can 2 Girls Do Together?’ It was all interviews with straight guys, asking them about their fascination with lesbians and lesbian sex. The answers were alternately intriguing and infuriating, but one fact emerged — most guys learn what they think they know about lesbians from porn. Porn made by guys. Starring mostly straight girls. So I went and rented a bunch of lesbian porn movies to see what they were seeing. And after watching a whole lot, I was alarmed. For one thing, the depictions of ‘lesbians’ were way off the mark, and as a filmmaker, I knew I could do better.”

…and she’s not wrong, either! Alpha & Kathryn succeeded in producing an excellent lesbian romantic comedy that is alternately amusing, engaging and really hot (oh yes, the lesbian sex scenes were wild, nasty and truly authentic). They had a lot of fun doing it, too, as evidenced by the out-takes at the end of the film; especially the girl-girl “pee off”! :~D Big kudos to the pair for proving it’s not all just artificial lipstick-lesbians that populate this particular genre of porn. I really interested in seeing their next film, too, which Alpha refers to as “a very fun spoof of Xena and Monty Python with a lesbian twist!”

But all of this talk of rampant lesbianism has only served to take me off track of why I was pursuing Kathryn MacGregor in the first place: I just wanted to see her beautiful FF-cup breasts! So, I decided to go the more conventional porn surfing route and simply visited her KathrynMacGregor.com website to fetch the following galleries of this luscious lesbian lovely (hmmm, I wonder what it would take to at least ‘convert’ her over to bisexuality?!):

        

        

        

        

The other day, I was lamenting over on MyBBWSite that we still have five months to wait before we get to witness the pregnant 32JJ Maxi milking. But fret no more, as I’ve just learned from one of MyBoobSite’s regulars that luscious newcomer Alicia 36JJ from Divine Breasts is lactating right now! It was my mate “Very Free” who passed along this tasty tit-bit of information…

“I just had to find out more about Alicia at DivineBreasts.com so I signed up. Well, Hell, no wonder Alicia’s fuggin’ 36JJ udders are so ‘Holy-Shit’ big! Them mams are fully engorged with MILK! She’s wetting down the front of her blouse with them! So we here and now have with Alicia what we’ll have with Maxi in several months. To paraphrase Reese, ‘What a lucky sod her newborn baby is!’”

…and indeed he was right (as usual): I logged on to Divine Breasts and found the following video of Alicia - basically the full version of the teaser vid in my first blog about her - and, if you watch the last video clip below, you can see her gigantic JJ-cup juggs expressing milk! Ladies & gentlemen, the wait is over. At long last, we have achieved lactation on MyBoobSite! Here are a few clips from the video:

        

        

P.S. And lest you get the impression that I’m totally infatuated with Alicia (which I am), I thought I’d best share two of my other favourites from the site, Jessica & Joanna (the latter of whom some of you may remember as Eden Mor’s girlfriend):

        

        

I love living in Britain. For one thing, they’re not afraid to show bare breasts in the largest-circulation daily newspaper in the UK: The Sun. Yes, every morning, their infamous “Page 3” spread brings a new pair of boobs to the family breakfast table (granted, they’re usually too small for my tastes, but what’cha gonna do?). For another, the Brits aren’t averse to featuring naked knockers in their product adverts.

Case in point, the new on-line advertisement at shockabsorber.co.uk: If you go to their bounce-o-meter comparison page, you can see the dynamics of breasts in varying degrees of strenuous physical activity (but, alas, fucking’s not one of them). And big kudos to them for including everything from an A-cup to a G-cup in their scientific analyses, with the larger of the two travelling up to 14cm per bounce!

Of course, all of this is in an effort to promote their new Shock Absorber line of sports bras by demonstrating their benefits over those of their competitors. But, let’s be honest here, whatever could compete with bare breasts? As for me, I just went there to see the big bouncing boobies:

Riding the wave of MILF porn madness, the good folks who brought us such sites as Jug Fuckers & Jizz On My Jugs have decided to launch a new website featuring the most busty MILFs they could find: Mommy Got Boobs is celebration of yummy mummies that’s sure to appeal to lovers of more mature, experienced older women (with big tits, of course!).

These moms certainly know how to fuck, too (see? experience pays off!). And while I wouldn’t turn down a titfuck from young blonde Charlee - whose MILF status appears questionable, to say the least - or mind squatting for doggy-style sex over the stunning Milly Morris, it’s uber-MILF Penny Porsche’s succulent deep-throat blowjob that’s my personal favourite.

The best news, though, is that membership at MommyGotBoobs.com gets you full access to 10 additional sites, JugFuckers & JizzOnMyJugs included, and a 2-day trial costs just $2.95! But enough talk, on with the tits:

        

        

        

        

        

I had a rather trying day yesterday. My wife, Vix, had been going through her personal archive of unpublished porn videos and found the following forgotten fuck flick. Actually, it wasn’t so much forgotten, as we’d just left the camera running on a tripod after a particularly horny video shoot wherein Vix was rubbing after-sun cream all over her F-cup tits. This got her turned on to no end, and it wasn’t long before she was masturbating with the lotion bottle, using it as a massive makeshift dildo. She’d cum several times during the course of the shoot; but, alas, this wasn’t enough for her - she wanted sex - and my already throbbing cock was all-too-happy to oblige.

I mounted our video camera on its trusty tripod and joined Vix in the bed, upon which she instantly mounted me, commencing with a glorious blowjob / titfuck combo. She’s rather dominant when it comes to sex, her favourite phrase being “get on your back, shut up and keep still”. A lot of our fuck friends find this a bit intimidating, but I don’t mind in the least: I’m a girl-on-top sort of guy as it is, relishing the weight of a voluptuous woman pressing down upon me, rubbing her wet pussy over the length of my cock whilst her breasts dangle their nipples precariously close to my mouth in readiness for a good suck. Also, it means that I don’t have to do much of the work (lazy bastard that I am)! ;~)

But that was many months ago. My troubles yesterday stemmed from that fact that I had to edit this long-lost video, creating the gallery vidcaps and this 40 second preview clip in preparation for posting it on her Tits-Out website (part of the massive PayAsYouClick Network, which features hundreds of adult sites). Unfortunately, this process required watching it over and over again, in great detail. Needless to say, this gave me a raging hard-on and I literally creamed my jeans several times. I stoically resisted the urge to have a proper wank, as there was much work to be done. Besides, it seems somehow wrong to masturbate over your own wife’s porn.

Perseverance paid off, though, and I’m proud to present the first ever full-on fucking video that Vix has published on Tits-Out.com:

I woke up this morning to a rather excited e-mail from my mate Johnny: “Shit man, have you seen Alicia 36JJ from a site called divinebreasts.com? She has a pretty face, and HUGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE fucking tits!” He went on to describe Alicia’s breasts in enormous detail, as well as the profound anatomical effects that her teaser video from the site had upon him. ;~)

Intrigued as I am with J-cup boobs, especially when there’s another J following the first, I wandered over to Divine Breasts to take a look. And, Johnny, I must say that you were totally right - Alicia has some of the most beautiful big breasts I have ever seen, perfectly pendulous with large pink aureolas. Lovely Alicia and her massive 36JJ tits are truly a sight to behold:

        

        

        

        

February 22nd is an important day for me, as it was exactly 25 years ago today that I lost my virginity. In honour of this auspicious occasion (well, it is for me, at least), I decided to use this day to launch my new BBW blog! Quite predictably called MyBBWSite, I’ll be featuring exclusive photos & videos in a veritable voluptuary of the best big beautiful women on the ‘net. I think it’ll make the perfect partner to MyBoobSite, allowing me to offer more lovely ladies and bountiful breasts than ever before:

Whenever I blog BustyBrits, it’s usually always Imogen, Imogen, Imogen. And who can blame me? She’s always been my favourite busty blonde of the lot. But, now that they’ve got the luscious 32J Davina there as well, I’m torn. I just hope Imogen’s not the jealous type. Then again, she seems to have tolerated my momentary infatuations with the likes of Leah-Jayne, Blue, Fairy & Saffron, so I guess I’ve nothing to worry about. In any case, here’s my latest objet d’amour Davina, along with two other new arrivals to BustyBrits.com - Tamara & Amber - whose endowments don’t quite meet up with MyBoobSite’s standards, but it’s free tits, so what the hell…

        

        

        

…those purveyors of busty British babes have also just released a couple of sample videos featuring Kerrie Marie & Susan G, the latter of whom appears to have cleverly concocted a method of simultaneously showering whilst doing her laundry! Man, those Brits are a cunning lot:

    

What a wonderful weekend it’s been! My wife, Vix, recently celebrated her 36th birthday (quite the auspicious occasion, as it’s the first time her age and gender match her bra size!), so I decided to treat her to a mini-holiday in one of our favourite places - Amsterdam - the sex tourism capitol of Europe. Apart from perusing the plentiful porn emporia and window shopping for the biggest breasts in their infamous Red Light District, Vix also took time out to sample some of Amsterdam’s finest, courtesy of their countless cannabis cafés (see photo below).

When we arrived home, I was thrilled to find an e-mail from the host of popular porno podcast “Howard Brown Live“, thanking me for blogging his interview with Sexy Samantha 38G last week and saying that he’d give MyBoobSite a mention on tonight’s show! But that’s not the only reason I’m excited, as tonight’s guest is none other than one of my latest favourite hardcore porn legends, Lynn LeMay! The show is being broadcast at 11pm Eastern Standard Time, so be sure to give it a listen.

To hear the live show, you just need a copy of Apple’s iTunes on your computer. Then click the “Podcasts” link in the left-hand column, type “Howard Brown” in the Search All Podcasts box, and then hit the Subscribe button when it comes up in the search. If you already have iTunes, you can just click here to access Howard’s section there, which also hosts an archive of past shows. There’s also a complete archive of past shows available in MP3 format on his site.

I can think of few things more annoying than that sodding paperclip that pops up in Microsoft Word every time I try to write a letter (even though I’m a dyed-in-the-wool Mac user, I had to buy a copy of MS Office just to remain compatible with my less-fortunate PC-based colleagues). Its bug eyes and bendy body just send me over the edge every time, causing me to forget what I was supposed to be writing in the first place. What’s more, it’s rarely provides any relevant help. Perhaps I’d feel differently, however, if it had breasts.

Well, hope may well be upon us - or, more accurately, Faith - as a recent visitor to MyBoobSite pointed out that there’s a new site featuring a bevy of big boobs designed to frolic on your desktop. VirtualGirls is rather unique in that, rather than just providing photos or videos, you can download dozens of animated busty babes who will perform a personal striptease for you right above your taskbar! Isn’t technology wonderful?

Among these monitor mates is our gorgeous G-cup goddess Faith Nelson from InBedWithFaith.com, who reveals far more than ever before as your seductive screen pal. She’s even available as a sexy animated screensaver - or “StripSaver“, as they like to call it - filling your display with her 32G tits whenever your computer is idle. Trouble is, I find myself more and more mesmerized by the figure of Faith lingering there, fondling her breasts and teasing me with the occasional pussy flash. Sheesh…however can I hope to get any work done now?

        

        

        

        

After having taken the piss out of the lovely (and hopefully good-humoured) Faith Nelson in my busty drunken blowjob blog, I figured it was time to make amends. I only pick on our Faith because I fancy her, mind - ever since she released that delightfully-dirty pussy-flashing “Fuck Me” series, actually. And since I’d recently apologized to Busty Merilyn, it’s only fair that I now extend the same contrite courtesy to Faith. Now, if only I could find something untoward to say about my dream girl Princessa, I’d have our entire trio of teen G-cup goddesses covered…covered in what, I’m not exactly sure, but that certainly doesn’t stop me from imagining the possibilities! ;~)

Well, I suppose that chocolate sauce is one possibility (hmm, do I sense a growing theme, here?), as appears to be the case in one of Faith’s videos below with Juliet. Personally, I’d much rather see her playing with her E-cup friend Ashley, whom I feel is a much better match for Faith’s 32G endowments. But, eh, what’cha gonna do? I suppose we could just sit back and enjoy these six new video galleries from InBedWithFaith.com:

And, no, I’m not referring to the booberrific chocolate fountain again, either. I’m talking about a brand new site which features some of the most luscious big breasted mocha beauties I’ve ever laid eyes on…if you can get past the somewhat amusing name, that is. To me, “ChocoMelons” sounds suspiciously like some sort of breakfast cereal for boob lovers (and one that produces its own milk, at that!).

Instead, ChocoMelons.com is the new on-line home of such breathtakingly busty black babes as Miss Deja, Melonie Rose, Kim “Eternity” Hines, Honey Juggs and Sierra. My favourite, however, was the stunning Satyn, whose succulent, super-sized breasts topped with deliciously large, dark aureolas left me with the overwhelming urge to fondue certain parts of my anatomy in milk chocolate cleavage. ;~)

All in all, there’s enough enormous ebony endowments on the site to satisfy even the most ravenous chocobooboholics among us: