My Boob Site

If you will be so kind as to indulge me for this one post, I’d like to get into something a bit more personal than usual. A lot of what I feature on MyBoobSite is pure fantasy, as far as I’m concerned, even though the women themselves are real. True, I do know a number of the models that I blog here, but that’s mostly through such sterile communication media as e-mail…so it’s rather unlikely that one of them would just pop ’round the house for a chat, let alone a quick shag against the cooker. ;~)

This one’s different, however. I was initially tempted to entitle this post “Angel is the centerfold”, after the 1981 J. Geils song about a guy who’d much later discovered the object of his school-day desires appearing nude in a porn magazine. It didn’t quite fit, though, as I’d only met Lexi - the star of today’s blog - at a party I’d attended a year and a half ago. In fact, she was the one I’d mentioned here quite a while back whose 38H breasts exceeded the G-cup limit of my bra-sizing tape measure!

But it wasn’t just Lexi’s tits that I was attracted to (despite the superb corset she was wearing); she was intelligent, articulate, funny and a genuinely warm woman. This stunning Scottish lass had it all - along with that all-important bonus of big boobs - and we got along famously. After that first encounter, we saw each other at a few subsequent parties scattered across the country, but never quite got it together. No, the closest I’d come was to nestle my nose at length in Lexi’s H-cup cleavage. *sigh*

Then, just last week, I was chatting with the webmaster of Sarah Jane Morgan’s KinkyVoluptuous.com website. We were just starting to find that we knew a lot of people in common, and then he mentioned Lexi. I was gobsmacked. Not only did he know her, but he’d also photographed her for the site! That was it. I just had to get onto KV to see what I could find. Thus, without further ado, here’s a sampling of their photos of the lovely Lexi (with whom I really must get back in touch)…

        

        

…but she’s not the only curvaceous beauty on the site. All in all, there are 104 models at the moment with nearly 10,000 pictures! Frankly, with that much original and exclusive content, I’m surprised Kinky Voluptuous doesn’t have a higher profile in the on-line world of big boobs. While there are a few well-known women like Denise Davies, Melonie Rose & Mercy 44FF on the site (and is this Lisa Sparxxx I detect covered in custard?), it’s mostly all-new never-before-seen big tit talent averaging a G-cup in boobage! Take a look:

        

        

        

        

        

        

Special thanks to 38DDD Devyn Devine of BigBadMamas.com for sending me the following photo! I do so love it when busty models express their undying affection for me, even moreso when they do so “tits out”! :~D And, no, I don’t care that she borrowed the sign from her friend Samantha 38G (with whom Devyn shares a rather intimate relationship), I know that her sentiments are genuine… ;~) …and, of course, Devyn, the feeling is mutual:

    

No, it’s not some steamy lesbian liaison (more’s the pity), it’s just that Busty Merilyn Sakova has become part of the ever-growing family of big boobs beauties over at DivineBreasts.com! She’s reverted back to her stage name Anya (aka “Anya 32G”) that she uses for her work with TopHeavyAmateurs on this one, but she remains unmistakably Merilyn.

I know I’ve complained a bit lately about the self-parodic nature of her performances (and, as I was discussing with my friend Tomasz yesterday, her “bad kitty” video was the last straw), but I really like Merilyn and would surely miss her - and her G-cup tits - if she wasn’t around. Perhaps she can find redemption in the hands of Divine Breasts…

        

        

…and, of course, what would a DivineBreasts update be without the lovely Alicia? In this video, we get to watch Alicia in the bath, soaping up her JJ-cup juggs whilst simultaneously laundering her t-shirt! Isn’t she a clever girl?! Environmentally conscious, too!!

The only occasional annoyance comes from the pesky flash photographer who’s found his way into Alicia’s bathroom (which is most evident in this clip). Either that, or it’s lightning in there…in which case I would strongly caution her to get out of the bath at once! :~o

Whatever the case, here are some video clips from our heavenly Alicia 36JJ courtesy of DivineBreasts.com:

        

        

Right after I’d blogged the appearance of Kerry Marie on Boobs.pl the other day, I received a comment from one of MyBoobSite’s regulars regarding Kerry’s proliferation on the ‘net. The ever-verbose Very Free wrote: “And then why are her pics on XX-cel’s website? Does she like to travel to France? Well, I guess Paris has its attractions. So the net result is that we get to see more of Kerrie-Marie’s big ol’ tits all over the place. Actually, I’m kind of partial to the rest of her, too; nice and curvy and full-bodied.. Yeah. Didja see the pics of her in xx-cel.com? What a head of hair!”

It’s true that Kerry Marie seems to be popping up all over lately, and he’s not wrong about the hair, either! I could only assume VF was referring to XX-Cel.com’s “White Spirit” series, a collection of 180 photos within which the lovely Kerry bares a whole lot more than just her H-cups for the camera. But, right in the midst of this plentiful and provocative photo session stand a series of pics that look like photographer Cel, being the mad scientist of big boob-dom that he is, poked poor Kerry with his Van de Graaff generator! If you don’t believe me, take a look at a few of the photos in question…

        

        

…but I’m not here to talk about Kerry Marie. No, it’s Cel’s new find, Cherry, that I was intending to blog today. And where do you take a busty blonde 36G goth chick when she visits you in Paris? Why, the show shop, of course! That Cel really knows how to treat women. However, he appears to be leaking his secrets one by one on the site, so it won’t be long before we can all pull a G-cup! [Note to self: Girls will get naked if you take them shoe shopping.] Cherry’s also great for those big breast lovers among you who might also happen to have a tattoos & glasses fetish. ;~) Anyway, here are a few of Cherry’s pics from XX-Cel.com…

        

        

        

        

…and, last but not least, we get to see what happens after the shoe shopping excursion is finished: They go back to his where Cherry gets out her 36G’s once again so Cel can have a good go at suckling them. Now, I consider myself to be a sucker for big tits, but I certainly can’t compare with Cel when it comes to sheer opportunity! [Note to self: Girls will get naked and let you suck their tits if you take them shoe shopping!] Tit sucking videos are one of the many specialities over at XX-Cel.com, though, so I suppose that’s to be expected:

        

        

Whilst we’ve been busy debating whether to lower our standards to a DD-cup, big boobs icon Linsey Dawn McKenzie has done just that! British softcore porn daily newspaper “The Sport” broke the story on how the 27-year-old Scoreland supermodel spent £6,500- (just over $11,000US) for a secret operation to reduce her gorgeous 38HHH breasts to a mere 32DD.

She’d swelled to an HHH-cup after giving birth to her and fiancé Mark’s son Luca, and it appears that attitude, more than anything else, prompted the decision. On the plus side, Lindsey reports that her sex life has improved dramatically since her surgery in December: “I’m an active girl in the bedroom anyway,” she was quoted as saying, “but now I’m like an Olympic athlete.” Click here to read the full article…

…fair enough. After all, it’s her body and she has the right to do whatever she feels is in the best interests of her health and well-being. Still, I’m going to miss those massive tits, especially after having taken a walk down mammary lane to her Linsey’s World website:

        

        

        

        

I’m writing today because I need your help. Shortly after starting MyBoobSite, I began to be inundated with requests from models and webmasters who wanted me to promote their sites here. Some came to be regular features and others fell by the wayside. The deciding factor in every case was personal preference, often governed by my own attraction to the model and the size of her breasts (my original standard being F-cup & up, with a few exceptions made along the way).

However, I now find myself at a crossroads. Each morning, my e-mail inbox is stuffed with loads of lovely porn to perv over. Some of it is really excellent, but features females who fall short of an F-cup. Then again, I find a lot of the “big boobs” sites feature models as small as a C-cup. But by far the most disturbing trend is that I’m starting to find some of these lesser-endowed ladies - like Kelly & Kyra from MC-Nudes, for example, who are both mere D-cups - *gasp* attractive!

So my question is this: Do I start including some of these “smaller” models on MyBoobSite? Or do I just stick with the most massive mammaries around? Of course, I’d continue featuring all of the favourites here, but there’d be a larger range of cup sizes in the mix (which many still seem to classify as “big tits”). My alternative, of course, would be to start a separate porn blog for the stuff that doesn’t fit the original niche. Please post a comment and let me know your thoughts on this.

Case in point; consider the following video galleries that I just received from BabyGotBoobs.com. The biggest breasts of the lot appear to be those of busty Brandy Taylor, who I’d say is a bit bigger than the 36DD designation they’ve given her on the site. But I also find myself increasingly attracted to the stunning Velicity Von, who’s also described as a DD-cup there. Hmmm, I’m beginning to sense a trend. In fact, every single model on Baby Got Boobs is listed as a 36DD, despite the obvious discrepancies in boobage!

But that’s beside the point - what I really want is your opinion. Should I start including some slightly smaller-breasted women here on MyBoobSite, or should they be banished to another outpost on the ‘net? Have a look and let me know what you think:

        

        

        

        

        

        

        

        

Ever since British journalist Mark Simpson coined the term “metrosexual” back in 1994, there seems to be no end to new terminology for describing human sexuality. The latest one to emerge in the popular media is the “boobiesexual”, used to identify both straight women and gay men who, despite a commitment to their sexual orientation, are nonetheless totally turned on by tits!

In a recent article in the Village Voice, busty burlesque performer World Famous Bob observed, “Boobiesexuals mess with our strictly defined norms. What does it mean to be aroused by a woman, or at least her tits, but not want to have sex with her? They counter our very simplistic ideas about lust - if you’re into me, you must want to fuck me - when true desire is more complex.” And, being a female-female impersonator whose primary audience is gay men, I’d say that Bob understands complexity! Click here to read the full article.

Breasts being the focal point of the boobiesexual’s obsession with the feminine form, I expect that such a person wouldn’t mind the fact that the possibly-lovely Breya doesn’t show her face (I can’t really count myself among their numbers because I don’t quite get the “not have sex with them” bit, and my quality of life would diminish dramatically if I couldn’t at least get a nice tit-fuck every now and again). Still, to each their own…and, to her credit, Breya does show plenty of her appealingly-ample anonymous assets over on her Breya.com website:

        

        

        

        

Well, I’m back from my trip to Scotland over this past week, so it’s back to business as usual at MyBoobSite. I had a great time and, although I didn’t find any deep-fried Mars bars (apparently, the chocolate seeps out and gets into everything else), I did get to enjoy a deep-fried pizza! But, by far, the best thing about Scotland was its women: Big boobed, bouncy babes around every corner! Sporting one of the largest national averages, with a mean bust size of 39 inches in a DD-cup, it’s a true breast lover’s paradise. I got to gaze upon plenty a generous G-cup in my travels, as well as one remarkable pair I’d conservatively estimate in the JJ-cup range!! [Note to self: Must find Scottish women for MyBoobSite!]

Mind you, we’ve got some pretty big boobs back here in England as well (even though our national average falls 3″ short of Scotland’s): A fine example being West London-born Kerry Marie, who’s recently relocated her HH-cup heavies over to Boobs.pl (although why an English girl of Greek ancestry would move to a Polish website is beyond me). Still, she’s in good company with the likes of Sonia, Fiona, Xena & Magda, not to mention the dozens of other busty models that grace the site. However, since Kerry’s 34HH breasts appear to be the biggest of the lot, I expect she’s probably the only one there who can conceal a coffee cup in her cleavage. Hmmm, I wonder if she takes milk with that?

        

        

        

        

        

        

Just wanted to let you all know that I’ll be in Scotland over this coming week, so I won’t have the opportunity to blog again until next weekend (when I return from having been summarily stuffed with deep-fried Mars bars). In the meantime, and as an “ample” substitute for satisfying the breast obsession whilst I’m away, I thought I’d provide a retrospective of the big boobs I’ve featured over the past month on MyBBWSite:

        

        

        

        

        

        

So, I receive this e-mail yesterday from the good folks at PinUpFiles.com announcing a new model they’ve snagged for their site, to bare her breasts alongside the likes of Jana Defi & Maggie Green, with the following photo attached. The first thing that intrigued me about Brandy Robbins was her bra size: While there are plenty of G-cup gals featured on MyBoobSite, she’s the first 30G I’ve come across.

“She must be so tiny,” I reasoned, only to learn that she’s a strapping 5′8″ tall (most of the additional height being in her neck, no doubt - and look at the length of those arms!). Thus, she’s obviously just one of those long skinny chicks… :~P …but, since she’s got big boobs and is a blonde, I find myself able to somewhat overlook her seriously underweight condition and figured I should share her with you:

Since I hadn’t blogged BustyAdventures.com since late last year, I decided to revisit the site to see what might be new. To my shock and horror, I discovered that they were slowly transforming into pirates! Based upon the swashbuckling theme invading their latest galleries, I could only assume that those porn meisters the BangBros had been touched by the noodly appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monster! [Thanks to Vix for alerting me to the rising tide of Pastafarianism.]

OK, so maybe it’s just that one gallery, but there’s other evidence as well: One of their new models is even called “Bounty”, which, although she’s totally lovely and has rather nice tits, seems a bit of overkill. You can just imagine her, right before she plunges that dildo in her mouth, opening wide and saying “Arr!” in her best pirate voice. Whatever could be next for the crew of the good ship Busty Adventures? Eye patches and parrots on the shoulder?! I just don’t know…

        

        

        

        

        

        

        

Remember the old days, when Eden Mor was young and innocent, and you had to go elsewhere if you wanted to see her stark bollock naked? Well, those days are gone (at long last!). I’m happy to report that Ms. Mor is becoming far more adventuresome with her Garden of Eden website, much to the delight of long-term fans like myself!

Her latest “Mistress Eden” video shows just how far she’s come: After tearing through the top of her fishnet bodystocking to reveal even more of her huge HH-cup boobs (shame, too, coz I thought it looked really good on her), she reaches down and begins seductively stroking her exposed pussy. Then there’s the leather riding crop titfuck that just leaves you aching to substitute choice parts of your own anatomy for the rigid lifeless rod pumping through Eden’s colossal 80HH cleavage. *mmmmm*

It’s obvious from her most recent offerings that Eden is truly listening to her site’s members, fulfilling our every desire by giving us exactly what we’ve been asking for. Faith, take notice! If you really want to expand your horizons and please your fans, have a look at Eden Mor’s site to see how it’s done. And, Eden, keep it up! You’ve really got my attention with that one (as if you’d ever lost it!), and I can’t wait to see what exquisitely horny erotic indulgences you’ve got in store for us next… ;~)