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With just one day to go, our penultimate pair of Christmas boobs are lovingly provided by Sabrina Meloni of BoobsXL.com and her very own Sabrina-Meloni.com website. And, at a bra size of 38L (90L metric), she’s the second largest in our festive cavalcade of Christmas breasts (yes, I’m saving the biggest present for last, of course!). I just hope she doesn’t get those candles too close to her tits - especially in that cleavage shot! Then again, being an all-natural L-cup, I guess there’s nothing to worry about:

    

    

    

    

P.S. If you want to see Sabrina totally tits-out, you’ll have to look here and here. ;~)

Why does no one give the gift of porn at Christmas? I can’t count the years that this would’ve been an ideal and most appreciated gift for me; but, sadly, such was never received when I was most in need. Now that I’ve got MyBoobSite, my e-mail in-box is stuffed chock full o’ boobs every day, so receiving such a gift would be like sending ice to the Eskimos.

Granted, this idea does conjure some curious mental imagery: Gathering ’round the computer screen, after a sumptuous Christmas dinner, to see what busty beauties and deviant delights Santa had left under the tree. Indulging in a group wank-a-long before falling asleep, exhausted, on the living room sofa. Okay, so maybe it’s not such a good idea after all, especially in a family setting. :~P

Nonetheless, and not unlike the little drummer boy, it’s the only gift I have to offer you, dear readers, this holiday season. Thus, our next selection of Christmas tits all come courtesy of the massive Scoreland mega-site, featuring such venerably voluptuous veterans as Chloe Vevrier, Sarenna Lee, Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Sierra, Colt 45 & Autumn-Jade:

    

    

    

    

    

    

Apologies to those who feel they’ve been misled, finding this particular entry via search engine or having read only the title, but I must confess up front that it only features one girl: the exceptional Eden Mor from her “Garden of Eden” website. In my defense, however, there are eight photos of her featured below and I have seen Eden dressed as a maid. Then again, she’s not lactating (as per the titular reference).

Truth be told, it’s been extraordinarily difficult coming up with suitable Christmas-themed titles for these holiday blogs. Whilst I was agonizing over this one, Vix sprang to assist: “How about ‘Deep and Crisp and Eden’?” she offered, referring to the line from Good King Wenceslaus. Clever as it was, we both agreed that Ms. Mor probably wouldn’t have found it very flattering.

It used to be so easy when I was young. My father & I would incessantly come up with alternative lines and lyrics for various Christmas carols and poems. My all-time favourite from those days had to be from our adaptation of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: “Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up - kersplash! ” But, alas, those days are gone.

Be that as it may (and it very, very well may be), my failures certainly can’t detract from the beauty of today’s selection of Christmas boobs: the incomparable 80HH (that’s metric, mind) Eden Mor. For some some reason, I found the photos wherein Eden bites off the head of the disturbingly dildo-shaped chocolate Santa unusually erotic, and shall probably suffer wet nightmares from this for the remainder of the season:

    

    

    

    

Our second selection of festive Christmas boobs comes courtesy of Merilyn Sakova. Although best known for her work on Score’s Busty Merilyn site, she also models as Anya at Top Heavy Amateurs, which is where I’d found the following festive photos (and, although they might overtax our invisible tree, I’d take Anya / Merilyn’s magnificent 32G “ornaments” over the teeny boobie baubles on offer at Ann Summers any day!):

    

    

    

    

Just five more days ’til Christmas and we’ve just finished wrapping our prezzies and arranging them ’round our invisible tree (the latter of which saves dramatically on ornaments and electricity). Although we’re not much for decorating the house, that’s no reason not to deck MyBoobSite with festive breasts over the next few days to help boob lovers everywhere get into the spirit of the season! And where else to start but at home? Thus, for our first selection of Christmas tits, I give you my lovely wife, Vix:

    

    

    

    

You may remember my German correspondent Robert from such blogs as “Busty Amateur Boobs“, wherein I lamented at length over differences and discrepancies in bust measurements and bra sizing. Well, the last time Robert wrote to me, he enclosed this photo of a marvellously voluptuous model he’d encountered, wondering if I’d seen her before. I hadn’t, but I liked what I saw and was determined to find out more…

…so I logged onto her website - Breya.com - in search of more about this new mystery woman. However, the moment I saw it was billed as an “anonymous busty amateur website”, I knew there’d be a problem. Like the luscious 38MM Liana from LushBoobs.com, Breya doesn’t show her face in the photos, only her lovely body. But unlike Liana, who goes to great lengths to tell her fans about herself, Breya remains an enigma:

    

    

    

    

Sorry for the lateness of this breaking news, but I’ve just heard that Jana Defi (aka Princessa / Maria Swan) will be hosting her first live chat session over at PinUpGlam.com tomorrow at 9PM Pacific Standard Time (GMT-8)…

Since we’re on the theme of mothers I’d like to fuck - having had a false start with Kelly Madison, but then picking things up again with June Kelly - I thought I’d share some video galleries from Naughty America’s MILF site extraordinare, “My Friend’s Hot Mom“.

As much I’d like to say I’d discovered the site because it featured such esteemed silicone queens as Echo Valley & Lisa Lipps, that would be an lie. Actually, it was this video I’d first come across (quite literally, I might add) on another of their other ‘family oriented’ sites, “My Sister’s Hot Friend“. I don’t know what it is about little blonde Michelle who appears in the video - she’s not even particularly well-endowed - but something about her just had me well away.

The great thing about the Naughty America family of websites is that, once you’ve signed up for one, you automatically get unlimited access to all ten. However, if they ever launch a new one called “My Brother’s Pet Gerbil”, I’m cancelling my membership… :~P

When I tell people the story of my obsession with big boobs, they seem incredulous that it doesn’t stem from experiences much earlier in my life. Try as I might to trace it back farther, I can’t come up with anything else that might be responsible. My mother and sister weren’t particularly well-endowed - both a b-cup at most, and even that’s probably an over-exaggeration - nor did any of our relatives, neighbours or family friends have much in the way of boobage. I honestly can’t recollect any exposure to busty women before the age of 16, so I guess I’m just a late bloomer.

Oh, how I wish my mother had friends like June Kelly when I was growing up. Although I don’t know her cup size, they’re quite substantial! It was the story on her website - JuneKelly.com - of how she became a big boob model that caught my attention and transported my thoughts back to my younger days. If only I’d known someone like June, I probably would have started my mania for massive mammaries much sooner! She’s got to be the ultimate MILF next-door!!

My only complaint with June Kelly involves her free photo galleries: The pictures are terribly low-resolution, unlike the hi-res ones provided on her actual site. A lot of sites do this, I know, but that doesn’t mean I can’t still complain! Eh, they probably do it to conserve bandwidth, or perhaps to encourage you to visit the site to see more (and, to be fair, June does have some great full-res pics on the picture page of her site preview). But, be that as it may, I’ve included some reasonably-sized images to complement the somewhat underwhelming quality of her free hosted galleries…

    

    

    

…and here are the galleries:

    

    

    

Browsing one of the swingers’ forums that Vix & I frequent the other day, I was shocked to discover a post by a guy wondering how to locate the clitoris! I mean, apart from the breasts and, in some cases, the lips of the labia, isn’t it the most obvious of the female sexual organs?! It seemed evident to me that this bloke had never had sex, at least not with the lights on…but, even then, you’d think he’d certainly be able to feel it; especially if his partner was suitably aroused!

Sadly, the replies following his original inquiry indicated that he wasn’t the only one unaware of the fundamentals of female sexual anatomy. In fact, even some of the younger ladies there appeared (un)blissfully ignorant of the ins and outs of their own genitalia. Based upon the responses, it’s no wonder that the statistics on women faking orgasm are so high. How could these folks ever hope to pleasure their partners - or even themselves, in the case of the ladies - if they didn’t know the basics?

I was sorely tempted to send the lot of them over to The-Clitoris.com for a refresher course, but then figured it might be more fun to answer the question with audio-visual assistance: I recalled seeing a video amongst the massive archive at Score’s XL Girls site wherein the beautiful, busty Brandy Taylor was receiving a delightfully thorough hands-on anatomy lesson on the female reproductive system. So, I downloaded the 13m20s video and cobbled together a selection of highly-educational clips… ;~)

    

    

    

    

…damn! I neglected to include the one where Brandy’s “tutor” gave such an enlightening (not to mention a rather intensely effective) demonstration of the simultaneous stimulation of the clitoris and the G-spot! ;~P

Oh, the trials and tribulations of running a big boobs blog! Can you even begin to imagine what it’s like waking up every morning to an e-mail in-box overflowing with breasts? I know, I have no one to blame but myself when I subscribe to services like BigTitHound’s boob-mail, but a lot of the time I receive shed-loads of unsolicited tits as well. Sometimes, it’s a pleasure, like when Taylor Stevens stuffed my box with her 40HHs. Other times it just becomes tedious, especially when the vast majority seem to think that a DD-cup is big (*rolls eyes*). However, I have to say that some of the best come from MyBoobSite’s readers, who turn me on to some genuine whoppers!

Still, the amount of photos and videos I have to endure sometimes gets the better of me. It’s worth it, granted, for the few true treasures I come across that end up appearing here, but the rest do tend to get boring and predictable after a while. Vix & I often look at these together, as boredom seems so much better when shared. But it gets pretty bad: We’ll be watching a porn video someone’s sent to promote and, at the height of passion when the female lead reaches a screaming orgasm whilst the male’s cumming buckets over her tits, we’ll both exclaim in unison, “Look! They’ve got the same couch as us!”

You start looking for anything out of the ordinary (and, no, I’m not talking about the 6′2″ she-male who’d sent Vix & I a set of full frontal photos showcasing her F-cup breasts and matching 8-inch cock). No, it’s just the little things, really: Like when the videographer is standing on the bed to capture some aerial action and you suddenly get a glimpse of his feet. Even more amusing is when he’s getting so turned on by the scene that his raging hard-on pops into the frame, eclipsing the actors. Do all porn videographers have a tendency to work nude? And, if so, haven’t they heard of something called “editing”?

Speaking of surprises, I particularly enjoyed the beginning of this video clip from BustyAdventures.com, which finds a naked Eva slumbering peacefully in her bed when, unexpectedly, a big, black pussy leaps into view (it’s a hairy one too, mind)! ;~) Priceless. As the video continues, Eva’s joined by a couple of friends - with said pussy having long since had the common sense to vacate the premises - and the remainder of the 35+ minute movie degenerates into a convivial carnal cavalcade of lesbian sex, blow-jobs, tit-wanking, sucking and fucking in the oh-so-predictable FFM threesome format. Eh, what else would you expect when the male member bursts into view, spouting such memorable dialogue as, “Pick of hands, who like dick?”

Oh well, since we’ve come this far, I might as well share a few more video galleries from the BangBros’ Busty Adventures:

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

I’d received an e-mail over the weekend from a visitor to MyBoobSite who’d heard a joke on Saturday Night Live about a girl named Rachel Aldana who, at a 32JJ, supposedly had the largest breasts in Britain! Having failed to locate any further information on-line, he thought that perhaps I might be able to track her down, citing me as an expert on the subject of boobology who just happens to live in the UK.

Well, Johnny, you’re in luck! I found the original article, entitled “Guinness Boob of Records“, in British newspaper The People. It described Rachel’s massive mammaries as making tabloid celebrity Jordan’s 34FF pair look like poached eggs. The 18-year-old hairdresser from Brackley, Northants, reckons that big breasts run in her family. Her mum was a 36E before being surgically reduced to a C-cup (shame about that), but Rachel has no plans to do anything quite that drastic as yet (good girl!). Her story caught the attention of the Guinness Book of World Records who, believing that Ms. Aldana has the largest natural breasts in all of Britain, offered to immortalize Rachel in their next publication.

But they were wrong. In the week following her story, editors from The People received letters from three women seeking to usurp Rachel’s top titanic tits title. Two of them - Natasha Weston-Mayes & Leanne Darnley, both 19 - boasted 34JJ bust-lines, while 16-year-old Chloe Rogers blew away the competition with her king-sized 34KK knockers! “I couldn’t believe (Rachel Aldana’s) claims,” remarked Chloe, “my boobs are obviously MUCH bigger.” I just love a woman with confidence!

Chloe, Leanne & Natasha all come from families with a history of large bosoms, the latter remarking that hers “obviously has big boobs stretching back generations.” [Wow. The thought of breasts defying the linearity of the space-time continuum. Truly, it boggles the mind. ;~)] Considering the implications, 34JJ Leanne said, “The fact that all three of us have big boobs running in our families seems to suggest that there could be some kind of genetic link. I think a geneticist should look into it. If eye-colour is hereditary, why not boobs? Imagine the possibilities if they discovered a boob gene. You might be able to clone breasts!” Hmmm. Obviously, Leanne hasn’t read this article.

Click here to read the entirety of The People’s followup story, “Record BreaKKers“, or click the following thumbnails for photos (apologies for the quality, but, failing to find any on-line, these were scanned from the original newspaper article):

    

P.S. Thanks go out to Johnny H. for alerting me to the original story, and to kernowgypsy & keef1 for the scans! :~) Oh, and here’s Leanne, too!